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About Me

Hello my name is Rob Stevens, you may know me as father of the brilliant (but delusional) Josie Beth Stevens, of international cool fame (and gutter mouth).

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bush and Blair in a dark alley. I will show them Eamonn Holmes' severed head (as a sort of threat).

Music:

Arcade Fire, British Sea Power, Bunnymen, The Chameleons, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah,Chop Off Eamonn's Head Say Yeah, The Clash, Decemberists, The Fall, Fugazi, Gang of Four, Headless Holmes and the Lecherous Gits, House of Love, Husker Du, I Am Kloot, Joy Division, Magazine, Midlake, Pixies, Radiohead, REM (but not lately), Violent Femmes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.....

Movies:

here are some of my favourite films, with the ends spoiled:
'The Usual Suspects' - Verbal Kint and Keyser Sosay are the same person (at least I think so)
'Seven' - that's Gwyneth Paltrow's head in that box, Brad
'Trainspotting' - Renton nicks off with the cash AND the drugs. Tommy dies of AIDS

Television:

"I like to think I'm a celebrity...chop my head off!" with Eamonn Holmes

Books:

'Perfume' by Patrick Suskind, Iain Banks, Ian McEwan, 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' by the late Hunter S. Thompson, Stephen King, Clive Barker, 'Lord of the Rings', 'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time' by Mark Haddon, 'The Curious Incident of the TV Presenter with No Head'....

Heroes:

People who genuinely give a shit about others, people who do their jobs properly, anyone who will 'solve the problem' of Eamonn Holmes.