I'm a Screwball, and I come from a long line of Screwballs. I'm also a mad scientist, just like dear old dad (Uriah Von Screwball). What can I say? I just kind of fell into the family business. Horror is in my blood. Literally. You see; mom (Ima Von Screwball) was a werewolf (as was her father Wolfgang, who I'm named after), so aside from being a nut-job scientist, I'm also part lycanthrope. Crazy baby! Things really get going at the old castle during the full moon. I've lived all over the world, but for very strange reasons that I can't go into right now, I find myself living in Kenosha Wisconsin of all places, in the dungeon of Dr Destruction's Castle.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Dr. Frankenstein (He owes me $20, the cheap @#$%!).
