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Jessie

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About Me

I'm just here to add bands I like, and keep in touch with friends. No, I won't add you unless I know you. Add-whores are lame, mmkay?

My Interests

Ancestors, books, CAPSLOCKING, dead celebrities, Engrish, funny faces, grainy television, Harry Potter, insult comics, John Cleese, kilobytes, lobotomies, metal, napping, orange soda, philosophy, quips, robots, serial killers, theology, Uganda, Vikings, winning, x-rays, YTMND, zoo-keepers.

I'd like to meet:

3 Inches of Blood:

Epica, for Simone Simmons is a goddess:

Motörhead:

TIM AND ERIC:

Music:

3 Inches of Blood, A Perfect Circle, Alice in Chains, Anthrax, Aphex Twin, Bathory, Beseech, Blind Guardian, Bloodaxe, Burzum, Bush, Candlemass, Children of Bodom, Coldplay, Collide, Crimson Glory, Dargaard, Dark Angel, David Bowie, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Dio, Draconian, Dream Theater, Eagles of Death Metal, Einherjer, Ensiferum, Epica, Evergrey, Finntroll, Foo Fighters, Fugazi, Funkervogt, Gothica, Heathen, Hellion, John Frusciante, Judas Priest, Kamelot, Katatonia, KMFDM, Kreator, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Megadeth, Misfits, Moonsorrow, Motörhead, My Dying Bride, Nailbomb, Napalm Death, Nightrage, Nile, Nirvana, Novembers Doom, Oomph!, Pantera, Paradise Lost, Pearl Jam, Place of Skulls, Queen, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Skinny Puppy, Slayer, Smashing Pumpkins, Sneaker Pimps, Solitude Aeturnus, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Testament, The Cure, The Funeral Orchestra, Tool, Tristania, Type O Negative, Týr, Vader, Velvet Acid Christ, VNV Nation, White Zombie, :wumpscut:.

Movies:

Addams Family Values, Alice in Wonderland, Anchorman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters, Blazing Saddles, Chasing Amy, Christmas Vacation, Clerks, Clerks II, Clue, The Devil's Rejects, Dogma, Evil Dead, Friday the 13th, Funny Games, The Godfather, Halloween, Harry Potter, Hellraiser, Hocus Pocus, House of 1000 Corpses, The Jungle Book, The Life of Brian, Love Actually, Monster, Nightmare on Elm Street, Nosferatu, Peter Pan, Pulp Fiction, Robin Hood (Disney Version), Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shaun of the Dead, Silence of the Lambs, Sleepaway Camp, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, This is Spinal Tap, Unbreakable, Underworld, V for Vendetta, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Wit, Young Frankenstein.

Television:

12 oz. Mouse, Acceptable T.V., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Best Week Ever, Boy Meets World, Chappelle's Show, Cheers, Cops, Crimes That Shook the World, Discovery Channel, Everybody Loves Raymond, Fairly Odd Parents, Family Guy, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Futurama, Graham Norton, History Channel, House M.D., Metalocalypse, Miami Ink, Moral Orel, Most Evil, Mythbusters, NCIS, NFL, Ninja Warrior, Psych, Reno 911, Ripley's Believe It or Not, Rocko's Modern Life, Scrubs, Sex and the City, The Soup, South Park, Spongebob Squarepants, Tales From the Crypt, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Tim and Eric Awesome Show--Great Job!, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Will and Grace.

Books:

Virtually anything having to do with history, mythology, and theology (as long as they're not stuffed with fluff), Harry Potter, House of Leaves, The Alphabet of Manliness, and various writings on serial killers.

My Blog

Finally--PICTURES!

Most of the apartment is clean and unpacked, so it is officially picture time! Here we go!This is what you see when you step inside. Sorry about the big box--one of the few in the living room that sti...
Posted by Jessie on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:41:00 PST

Moving, Part Two.

I WANT TO FUCKING DECAPITATE MYSELF.That is all.No, I lie. I wish that were all.Numbers!1. Isaac, luckily, found us a place. It sounds fantastic. Two bedrooms (the second being a guest bedroom/compute...
Posted by Jessie on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:54:00 PST