Hey what's happening! My name's Rod Belding and I'm all about living on the edge...opposite of my boring dull brother Richie Dick Belding. Richie's the kinda once a clutz always a clutz type of guy. He can only dream of being as cool and popular as me.
I have the greatest job in the world and that's being a substitute teacher. Imagine doing dick all every single day while picking up high school babes left, right and center. I loved my gig at Bayside High. I was going to take my class white water rafting until I bailed out on them in stylish Rod Belding fashion in order to score with fucking Inga, a perfect ten stewardist! Damn, I love my life.