The Ginger Mafia

After seeing our school being taken over by the so called Asian Mafia, the Ginger Mafia was founded by a group of ginger idealists and our long term aims are to restore the blond-brunette-ginger ratio to the way it should be, i.e. as many gingers as possible. As I read in the newspaper the other day that blonde hair is dying out, we are slowly achieving these targets.In an attempt to gain a celebrity following, we have recently 'recruited' JULIAN RHIND-TUTT (of Green Wing) into our ranks. This is the letter we received in reply: "Ginger is the new black. I'm ready for my T-shirt. MEDIUM. Best of luck with the cause. Julian Rhind Tuttc/o Oliver Shinger, I.C.M., 76, Oxford Street, LONDON, W1D 1BSLaughing WITH the community" He wears a size medium tshirt. Which, incidentally, should look something like this. [MODELLED BY THE SPECTACULARLY GINGER CHRISTINA WENZEL]Though if you look at the Ginger Mafia's photograph you will find another photograph: the t-shirt will look EXACTLY like the one modelled equally spectacularly by Louisa in the photos section.We have also sent letters to the Weasley children from the Harry Potter films and Prince Harry and are awaiting responses. In the mean time we invited some teachers.