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About Me

Im 5'7" 140lbs slim and toned. I can change a tire, do my own taxes, have all my teeth, i look good naked, i can carry on an intelligent conversation, i can build a computer from scratch, paint and draw, make you blow milk out of your nose, run flat out for 25 min before i vomit, im good in bed, and can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tounge. i like the finer things in life, like art, history, baseball games (at the park only), strippers, alcohol, video games, soft toilet paper, hot water, vegas, back massages, and complaining. i feel like im the only regular person, on a bus full of idiots, so why don't you come sit down and keep me company.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The wind rises electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be all right; that I'll save her from whatever she's scared and take her far far away. I tell her that I love her.

if i got to meet anyone, it would be me when i was 18 years old, and we would have a serious talk. other than that i like to party some, and hang out so good people that don't bring me down, and like to laugh. as far as a woman, well it either clicks or it doesn't, i don't think i have a type.
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So I'm sitting in my cubicle today and I realized that ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So it means that every single day you see me, that's on the worse day of my life.

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My Blog

things go on

pretty much the same around here. looking for a new job while trying to not get fired from my current one lol. and getting ready for a wedding, and finding new spots on the wall to stair at. and if th...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:45:00 GMT

super neat and cool

yeah when you have a job that involves you possibly getting shot to death every day you go to work, and carry a gun on da hip, it changes how you view the world. much better than being a medic. and ww...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 07:59:00 GMT

at least..

my next one won't have any trouble at all being better than my last one.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 07:31:00 GMT

need a date for cook off if you know anyone..

give them my number im leaving in the am. kyle gave me tickets this moring. he is fucking awsome. :D
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 17:27:00 GMT

some people are..

strait lying assholes. maybe im just too nice. i suppose i am. ive always been that way. far too trusting and more loving towards people than i should be. its a fault i will have to live with. its ver...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 17:03:00 GMT

THE END OF THE WORLD

in 2012, the planets in our solar system will line up with the center of the universe, and nobody knows what that will do, albert einstine theorized that it will shift our poles, and destroy all life ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:35:00 GMT

Chuck fucking NORRIS

WHAT YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS MORE TO SAY THAN THAT!, puuush, just /exit and delete your account you fucking nooooooooooob, your probably the dumb ass with his/her blinker still on. lololololol &...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:50:00 GMT

ok

time to break out the mexican hat, and the cards. who's comming with me?
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:59:00 GMT

birthday

its comming up, what should we do people, i need ideas. get on it.
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 22:16:00 GMT

empty

nothing hurts more than this. it sucks. sometimes i think life is just the thing that goes inbetween the pain. guess there is nothing you can do about it. i think that is why it hurts sooo much.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 21:47:00 GMT