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christopher:

i have had sex with over fifteen thousand girls.

About Me

---Why not wake the fuck up and smell the air outside, endure in the real world and come back to life. Clean out the fridge. take out the garbage, sweep the floor, open the doors and windows, read the news, shut up about music....this is the one world where we live, curious and busy-----

for a while i was writing online using blogger, but decided i prefer writing in diaryland. i haven't yet begun writing in it regularly again, but think i will soon. since my return i have only written a few entries, and have not put much effort into those i did write. this is a link to my diaryland diary.

some art i have made:

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My Interests

doing dishes. taking walks. feeling nostalgia for old times of my life, but being grateful for the things i have learned since. trying not to feel lonely, but not having many people help with this.

I'd like to meet:

people who treat me well.people who i feel as if they want me around. hopefully those people with be thoughtful, sincere and funny.

Music:

i like tribal beats and gentle evening breezes that blow deliciousness smells into my nose.

Movies:

buddy films.

Television:

whatever isaac and i can find online to watch. (which is nearly anything, my favorite things to find are star trek the next generation episodes and futurama episodes. plus the rare this American life' t.v. show, even though i think i could do it better.

Books:

i read a lot of non-fiction. i like things about science. for example books about the brain, behavior or the universe. sometimes i enjoy history. i like some science fiction, but what i do enjoy, i very much enjoy, but do not like at all the things i haven't liked. i like graphic novels and reading my friends internet diaries. every once in a while i will have run out of books to read and may find a john grisham type book around my parents house. i will sometimes read those, maybe once a year. while i am reading it i am thinking so much about how dumb it is and yet cannot stop myself from readingmore.

Heroes:

Chelsea Clinton
AND

George clinton

My Blog

youtube part 3! amazing.

this is another youtube movie. one difference about this video and the two posted before is i did not make this one. but i find it so interesting. it is a film about stanford researchers attempting t...
Posted by christopher: on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:15:00 PST

new youtube movie.

i made another response to the youtube video, 'im your ghost..this one is more of a tribute i suppose. it is my attempt to recreate the video i am responding to.you can watch it by clicking this link...
Posted by christopher: on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:13:00 PST

youtube. IMPORTANT!

i made my first youtube video.for it to make sense you first need to watch this video: i'm your ghost i would recommend watching the entire thing to get an idea of how strange it is that such a thing...
Posted by christopher: on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:31:00 PST

life dream

my new life dream is to start my own cable service provider. i need to think of a name.
Posted by christopher: on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:56:00 PST

barf burgers.

i have been laying in bed for.... three days? i think three days. it has mostly been a blur. i have been very sea sick. have had a big head ache and also been sweating a lot. sometimes my pillow will ...
Posted by christopher: on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:17:00 PST

this american life.

my brother showed this to me a while ago. it is a short parody on this american life. i think it is so funny, not only because of how accurate it is, but also some very funny jokes are made....
Posted by christopher: on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:08:00 PST

three am.

i don't often find myself awake around three am. but there is something interesting about this hour. i think it is biological. maybe something about my circadian rhythms. but whatever it is, i always ...
Posted by christopher: on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:13:00 PST

new name

i was thinking about the idea of legally changing my name, the way ashley munns pretended to do. here are a few ideas i had. any input is welcome.'the glory of god''todd''todd:the glory of god''dog sp...
Posted by christopher: on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:31:00 PST

old

a few years ago during the summer, when luke and i were roommates in provo i was coming home while he was leaving. i asked him where he was going but he felt uncomfortable telling me, which really piq...
Posted by christopher: on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:08:00 PST

playboy magazine

you know how sometimes people make jokes about reading playboy for the articles? i guess the joke being that, who in the world would ever buy playboy for the articles when it is so obviously meant onl...
Posted by christopher: on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:01:00 PST