I'm from Mobile, Alabama born and raised/ I get mo green than tennis courts and mo chips than Lays/ Naw I'm frontin I'm just playin, I aint even got a penny/ But still i get more visits from hoes than abortion clinics/ I'm on fire like da olympic torch/ And if ya girl ain't picking up her phone, it's probably cuz we havin intercourse/ You furnish her and keep her clean/ To me she's a basketball cuz I score wit her and pass her around da team/ Not quite a pretty boy and I'm far from being a menace/ But I'm so sick wit da flow I'll catch a cold when I'm finish<
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: AbAnDoNeD aLiEn
Birthday: SoMeTiMe iN 1985
Birthplace: PrIcHaRd, Al
Current Location: MoBiLe, Al
Eye Color: DaRk
Hair Color: NoIr
Height: Six-1
Right Handed or Left Handed: RigHt An
Your Heritage: AfRo MaN
The Shoes You Wore Today: oFF dA WaLL "vANs"
Your Weakness: I cAn'T sEE'eM
Your Fears: tHaT dEm HaTeRs GoN sToP hAtIn, CuZ tHeY iNpIrE mE
Your Perfect Pizza: pEpPerOnI cHeEsE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: gEt WhAt u AiN't GoT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HoLLa BaCk!
Thoughts First Waking Up: LeT'S gEt IT, B!
Your Best Physical Feature: "PuT yO sMiLe On"
Your Bedtime: 85:00
Your Most Missed Memory: BaD aZZ kId
Pepsi or Coke: JuIcY jUiCe
MacDonalds or Burger King: HoT pOcKeT
Single or Group Dates: mE, HeR, aNd HeR
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: gRaNdMa'S sWeeT tEa
Chocolate or Vanilla: ChRiStInA aGuL...................
Cappuccino or Coffee: CaRo FrApPo
Do you Smoke: nOt MaN-mAdE pOiSoN
Do you Swear: nOt To GoD
Do you Sing: aT cHuRcH
Do you Shower Daily: sO fReSh AnD sO cLeAn-ClEaN
Have you Been in Love: nEvEr AgAiN
Do you want to go to College: dAt's WhErE i Be
Do you want to get Married: I cAn'T sEE iT
Do you belive in yourself: i GoT tO, 2 GeT wHeRe I'M gOiNg
Do you get Motion Sickness: SlOw mOtIoN, tUrTlE tImE
Do you think you are Attractive: LoL, iS dAt EvEn A qUeStIoN
Are you a Health Freak: OoOoOoO YeAh
Do you get along with your Parents: wE gOOd
Do you like Thunderstorms: RaInIn CaTs aNd DoGgs
Do you play an Instrument: I pLaY dA eVeRyThInG bUt Da FoOl
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I wOuLd NeVeR, wOuLd I?
In the past month have you Smoked: nOoOoOoO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NoOoOoOoO wAy
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yEs InDeEd
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: WoRkS tHeRe
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: tHeY aRe PlAyEd-oUt
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: On NeW yEaR's EvE
In the past month have you been on Stage: YeAh BuT i DiDnT pErFoRm
In the past month have you been Dumped: nO, iM sInGLe
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: HeLL nAw, It'S tOo DaMn CoLd 4dAt
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My OwN cAr
Ever been Drunk: HaVe YoU?
Ever been called a Tease:
Ever been Beaten up: No MaN cAN
Ever Shoplifted: I wEnT ShOpPiNg AnD lIfTeD sOmEtHiNg OfF dA sHeLf AnD tOoK iT tO dA rEgIsTeR
How do you want to Die: cAtChIn DeM "Zzzzzz's" iN mY sLeEp
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: iNsPiRaTiOn To OtHeR's
What country would you most like to Visit: JaMrOcK, Mon
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: CaRaMeL bRoWn
Favourite Hair Color: BlAcK
Short or Long Hair: lOng HaIr DoN'T cArE
Height: 5'7
Weight: 135
Best Clothing Style: ExPrEsS fAsHiOn
Number of Drugs I have taken: NaN
Number of CDs I own: dOnE lOsT cOuNt
Number of Piercings: Naw bRuH
Number of Tattoos: tWo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NoThInG
