hte miracle of toilet paper |
The Miracle of Toilet Paper Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to myhusband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristicallytelling me it's not so, heuncharac...
Posted by Mrs. Brian Thomas on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:10:00 PST |
A parent’s prayer |
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray my sanity to keep.For if some peace I do not find,I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind.I pray I find a little quiet,Far from the daily family riot.May I lie back and not...
Posted by Mrs. Brian Thomas on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:45:00 PST |
Don't cry mommy |
Don't Cry Mommy
I know your heart is broken, from the pain of losing me...but Mommy, I'm so happy,if only you could see.
There are angels all around me, with flowers in their hair...this p...
Posted by Mrs. Brian Thomas on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:35:00 PST |
A baby asks God |
A Baby Asks GOD:A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and wi...
Posted by Mrs. Brian Thomas on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST |
breastfeeding |
Dr. Seuss for Nursing MomsWould you nurse them in the park?Would you nurse them in the dark?Would you nurse them with a Boppy?And when your boobs are feeling floppy?I would nurse them in the park,I wo...
Posted by Mrs. Brian Thomas on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:44:00 PST |
We're having a baby!!! |
Asha, Brian, and I would like to announce that we are having a baby due on August 18th. We had a sonogram yesterday and seen the baby is healthy and active. We are also sure we seen a penis, so we are...
Posted by Mrs. Brian Thomas on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST |
asha and the cookies |
last night asha asked me to make her cookies, which i did. when they were done, i set them on the side of my stove by my sink until they cooled and asha ate her dinner. i was in the living room talkin...
Posted by Mrs. Brian Thomas on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:34:00 PST |
fears |
Measure Your Fears - Would You, Wouldn't You, You DidPet a snake:have Spend a week in an empty room:no Ride in a hot-air balloon:no Sky dive:no Sing in front of a huge audience:have scuba dive:yes Sit...
Posted by Mrs. Brian Thomas on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:32:00 PST |
marriage survey |
Married SurveyName:Dawn Thomas Current Location:Altoona, PA Hair Color:brown Eye Color:brown Height:5'2 Weight:120 Number of kids you have:1 How long have you been married:3 years How did you meet you...
Posted by Mrs. Brian Thomas on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST |
SATC |
Sex and the CityAre you glad that Carrie and Big ended up together?:hell yeah, i cired Who is your favourite of the 4 girls?:samantha Who is your favourite secondary character?:carrie Are you happy th...
Posted by Mrs. Brian Thomas on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:19:00 PST |
