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Banjo Fett

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About Me


I'm an Aston Villa fan. I'm a musician into odd things. I've gone from playing drums, then bass, then guitar in metal and punk bands, to only listening to reggae and going to dub parties, fannying around with four-tracks, cheap effects pedals and casios, to playing techno records at free parties, playing beats in bars, to playing bluegrass-metal in a joke hillbilly-hardcore (cowpunk?!) band and farting around with all sorts of bits, including the kazoo, tin whistle and triangle. At some point I'm gonna record a cajun-bluegrass-reggae-samba concept album with all this crap.
I'm obsessed with the five-string banjo, and always will be. Also play 12-string guitar, mandolin, ukulele and berimbau. I'm into the cavaquinho as well, which is a samba instrument. Live samba in Sao Paulo is something every music fan should experience.
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My Interests

The five-string banjo, guitar, cavaquinho, mandolin, berimbau, various bits and pieces.
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I'd like to meet:

See 'heroes'. I'd also like to meet some samba, bluegrass and cajun musicians. I love meeting 'old-time' musicians especially. Mind you, Bill Keith, Leon Hunt and Max Cavalera ('the Bob Marley of metal') have been top of me list for a coupla years now...

Music:


I like noises made by people hitting, plucking or blowing into bits of wood, metal and plastic. To me that's 'music'. Playing other people's records doesn't make you a musician, but a lot of 'DJs' these days seem to think it does. Turntablism is a different matter, as are proper sound systems. These days every other bugger you meet is a 'DJ' - they seem to forget that Dave Lee Travis was a 'DJ'. So was Noel Edmonds - that's the heritage you're dealing with.

Also, there's too much sampling, regurgitating and theft going on. The current trend is: find something someone else has done, nick it, put it in a machine, make it shit, flog it.

The kind of stuff I like could probably be squeezed into these categories: metal, hardcore punk, samba, bluegrass, cajun, blues, 'alternative' country, reggae. I'm getting into a few jug-bands from the '30s. I advise anyone who's into hip-hop to check out some of the jug-band stuff - that's where it began.

Movies:

Loads, a few of which are: Carandiru, Once Upon a Time in the West, anything by Kurosawa, Dead Man's Shoes, Aguirre: Wrath of God, Novocento, Deliverance (of course - love the book too), A Room for Romeo Brass, Meet the Feebles, Evil Dead II, most Japanese horrors.

Television:

Not big on rushing home at set times to gouch out, but I've got these types of things on disc: Deadwood, Oz, The Sopranos, Lost, South Park, Match of the Day, I'm Alan Partridge, Jam, Stella Street.

Books:

Graphic Novels: From Hell, Watchmen, Dark Knight, etc. 'Proper' books: Murakami - Kafka on the Shore, Alex Bellos - Futebol: the Brazilian Way of Life, Gordon Burn - Happy Like Murderers, Moby Dick.

Heroes:

Rorschach (above), Victor Lewis-Smith, Bruce Lee, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Earl Scruggs, Bill Keith, Curtis Eller, Shane Meadows, Pele, Burning Spear, Klaus Kinski, Sergio Leone, MC Pitman (the only British 'rapper' talkin about proper stuff), Jello Biafra, Max Cavalera. Also, the guy in Brasilia who sold me my second berimbau (he's at the base of the TV tower, if you ever go), my fiancée's dad (Senhor Almir dos Santos), and the Chesterfield-based luthier Neil Bradshaw, who's the only man I'd let near my banjo with a hammer.

My Blog

The best metal/thrash/punk albums of all time

I was gonna call this 'the best metal albums of all time', but not all of them are strictly metal... and I don't wanna rile the purists among you.I've listed them randomly, so there's no 'number one' ...
Posted by Banjo Fett on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:35:00 PST

Joining the Trouser Club

My friends have asked me to play at their wedding in September. Very honoured, looking forward to adding the personal touch to their special day. They want approximately half an hour of me playing som...
Posted by Banjo Fett on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST

Practice, practice, practice.

Right, so three months since we got back from Brazil and I still haven't got my shit together. Lu's parents gave me a cavaquinho, and I've learned some stuff on that, got a taste for samba and learne...
Posted by Banjo Fett on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST