Le Dauphin

Just a regular 13 year old Lakeland Terrier living it large in York, UK. I go by the name of Barney, but I'm known by the name of Le Dauphin. I like all the regular stuff - walking in the park, chasing sticks, harassing youngsters playing football, acting in a threatening manner around employees of Royal Mail, barking to annoy the neighbours, urinating up lamposts and licking the faces of strangers as a form of greeting, general anarchy and random madcap acts to keep people on their toes...