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allfunkedup

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am bad at this shit. Lets give it a try. I am a newlywed. I am married to the greatest man in the world. He is my key to life. Together we will conquer the world! He is ok with me being a psychopath dork. He is too! Thats why we fell in love. We have a pretty big family already, with two children between us and one one the way. I am the gushing mother of a monkey, I mean four year old boy. You can see him everywhere on my page. He is the proud father of a beautiful four year old daughter. I am outspoken now, what the hell do I have to hide? I may rule the world one day so I tend to like when people are nice to me. If I don't take over Earth its still not that hard to be nice to someone, its how we all make friends. And don't we all just want to get along? I don't buy into that peace and good will shit. I do buy into living life and treating people the way you want to be treated. My husband and I plan to travel, even if it leaves us poor in the end.Its just fucking money. I am being converted to a thrill seeker or someone too stupid to realize certain shit may kill me. Either way it's fun. I like to drink, dance stupidly on camera and chill with my friends. I love to color with my son and fight with my family. Anything else? Yeah and I like to get my nails done to remember Im a bitch not a butch, no offense ladies, I luv ya!

My Interests

Guitar Hero, writing, clothing design, arts and craft stuff.

I'd like to meet:


You are Jay Phat-Buds.The ultimatum of swearing, drug use, theft, and pretty much everything in an 'R' rated movie."Snoochie-Boochie-Noochies!"
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeThis list is continuous. Since I cant list all the famous people that I wanna rendevous with, lets try this. Overnight life changes, every minute life happens. I want to meet people who can keep up. I don't judge off the bat, so I expect the same. Stay open minded, and above all funny. Smart may help too. I am obviously not looking to flirt or meet a hook up, I am married you pervs so no thanks ahead of time. If you think it is a conversation worth having then I will hear it out, if not go look for the people who are here for the popularity. I am here for the chance to meet people who are politically or poetically obsessed as I say and who have creativity is some sense. I want to share ideas and have a chance to learn something new. Which Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character are you?
You are Johnny! Also known as Nny. You're undoubtedly insane. You've been through it all ... heaven, hell, and back from the dead. You don't just hear voices .. they communicate to you through a psycho dough-boy, an old pet bunny you nailed to your wall, and Mr. Eff.
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Music:

I love music, but nvr get to listen anymore. Types? Metal, alternative and country. Top faves right now include the Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Jill Scott, Toby Keith, OTEP, Jovi, RHCP, Maximo Park.. I like to sample. SO chances are instead of listing endlessly here like a rambling idiot, which I can be, if you think of it I like it.

Movies:

Thank You For Smoking, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 40 Year Old Virgin.

Television:

Family Guy, Home Movies, Made, 30 Days, Law and Order.

Books:

Devils of D-Day, This Is Not Chick Lit, How To Get There From Here

Heroes:

My husband for being my super than human superhero husband! He is my rock. He is my breath of fresh air when my lungs need to breathe. My children, because I can once again appreciate all the small wonders of this world through their eyes. I gain from their innocence and learn as they learn. Tinkerbell, she is one sexy bitch!

My Blog

A Blog to End the Year

Life foreshadows our endingsA story already unfoldedOur lives already in motionEach kiss is repetitionEvery tumble we fall into positionA new loverA better predictionI have already lived in tomorrowTh...
Posted by allfunkedup on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 07:11:00 PST

Back?

I am not even sure at times why I have this thing or why I blog. I do not think my words get very far. Either way... So last time I wrote I was working in Bay Ridge, which I quit, now I am married and...
Posted by allfunkedup on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:58:00 PST

Colors

When life can be seen through rose colored glasses When it becomes as blue as the blood that courses through our bodies Whn the rain falls red When love is clear as the condom we use to express ...
Posted by allfunkedup on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:45:00 PST

Awesome!!

Lets begin with a huge thank you Joc and Noah and Sellie for inviting me out this past Friday! We all went to this awesome little place in the city for a poetry slam, my first professional one ev...
Posted by allfunkedup on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:52:00 PST

Yeah That Woman Drives Me Crazy

That woman makes me crazy I think its in her lips The rush I get from her touch leaves me begging for a kiss You never know what you're in store for and you never really care If perfection had a plac...
Posted by allfunkedup on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:40:00 PST

Tortured Mind

I wish sometimes that people could erase the scars that hold them back from happiness as simply as a writer with the smooth flow of her white out tip from a page. No scars are justified. No pain is re...
Posted by allfunkedup on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:50:00 PST

Disease

Your lies stop here before they spread any further I removed all traces of the disease that you spread through my mind through my veins You cannot hurt what you cannot reach You cannot break what you...
Posted by allfunkedup on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:41:00 PST

All the new stuff

So what has been going on? There are the bads, but hey bad shit works out if you try and you have great people around you who refuse to let you fall, who keep you strong, and I luckily do. I have a gr...
Posted by allfunkedup on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST

The Little Red Box.

A tiny red box with an emblem I have never seen before words I cannot translate a flower from a cherry blossom tree inside this box a human heart that beats so quickly and so strong now that it has fo...
Posted by allfunkedup on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:02:00 PST

Random Conversation with Myself

So my comp goes down again. Not after me somewhat learning to pimp out my page with the help of Sarah at like midnight. Thanks. The weekend was pretty cool. There was the party, Manny your friends are...
Posted by allfunkedup on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:19:00 PST