i wish i could say, that you were missing out in every single way...
Hey hey I shouldn't speak her name
But she's always on my mind
"I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times." - Van Wilder
"That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!" - Hannibal King
"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere." - Van Wilder
"A story. A man fires a rifle for many years. and he goes to war. And afterwards he comes home, and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life - build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper - he will always remain a jarhead. And all the jarheads killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert." - Jarhead
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko