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The Orange Show

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THE ORANGE SHOW started out in 2001 on an expedition to the unexplored corners of funky jazzy proggy improvisation. Spirits were high and the mood was optimistic. no one on the mission expected to find much more than a few very similar environs to those dicovered by earlier parties lead by Davies, McLaughlin etc.. However a combination of freak storms, tragic accidents, attacks from monstrous creatures and such divided the company. Those who remained regrouped and were driven far underground.. However it was then, still only months after the expedition had set out, that they made a remarkable accidental discovery in the form of FRUIT ROCK, a rare geode possessed of many unique properties.... In his journal, Rev Donnel Steeds, who was the Theological Consultant on the trip, wrote of the discovery; "..perhaps the most extraordinary thing about fruitrock, is that despite its apparent opacity, it is that it is virtually invisible... and when one holds it to one's ear, it emits an almost inaudible high frequency vibration that creates an irresistible sensation in the mind and body, akin to a kind of sexual or religious ecstacy.." Since the find, in late 2002, whilst scientists and occultists scratch their heads in disbelief, The Orange Show have abandoned their original mission in order to document and develop new forms of fruit rock, of which there are now known to be dozens if not hundreds of varieties. They continue to publish their findings in the form of mathematical formulae derived from the structure of the fruit rock interpreted into music for easier absorption. "Obviously," says Dr Eden Lovenests, glamorous public relations executive for Fruitrock Holdings plc, "The big problem with fruit rock, like other minerals, is ABSORPTION.." she laughs, tossing her head playfully, as she runs her hands over her stockinged thighs, "No, silly boy, The Orange Show are not so much trying to make music you can be absorbed by but to make music you can ABSORB. It is not a question of whether you like the music, it is a question of how you can be made to listen to it against your will, so to speak, without resorting to illegal OR unethical means..." It is not surprising that since this work has come to their attention, the media, music business, city council, pharmaceutical industry, supermarket giants and many other corporate and institutional monsters and authorities have tried and failed to put an end to it in a vast keystone-cops style fiasco, as well as stepping up their efforts to drown out THE TRUTH in a vast cacophonous ocean of LIE SOUP... Will The Orange Show use fruit rock to save mankind from its own stupidity? Will the forces of evil triumph? Will we, in unleashing this discovery, open a pandora's box of forces beyond our own control and thus be the makers of our own demise? Tune in to the next instalment of THE ORANGE SHOW to find out!! "They are masters of their art and ageing/neo hippies alike should worship them. 4/5"...Tony Benjamin, Venue"WOW... recently we have been getting some really different material sent to us for review. The Orange Show is the most innovative yet.. Some CD's grow on you.. but this one sits up, slaps you in the face and says, 'I dare you to keep listening'... definitely a live show to see".. Bristolrocks.co.uk"Like a Tolkienesque religious cult.." Venue"Precipitating a revolution in consciousness thus saving mankind from its own stupidity.." Venue"Hey man I like your pants" Pee Wee Ellis
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Member Since: 18/07/2006
Band Members: Eldred Stevenson; Guitar, Piano.. Jon ’Proffessor Politzer’ Gould; Keyboards, MIDI sax, Bass Pedals, Guitar Phil Craig; Drums.. AND.. Steve Parsons; Drums.. Marcus ’Manly Scoundrel’ Donnelly; Drums.. Dave Savage; Bass.. Dig Pimblett; Bass.. Sir Lionel Obelisks; Bass and devices.. Simon Snorkel; Saxophones.. Jules Reason; Guitar.. Dr. Eden Lovenests; Secretary to Mr. Stevenson.. Oh yes and Ralph Juergen Colmar; Photographer, visit him at rjcmedia.com and others names unknown forgotten or not deemed worthy of mentioning (you know who you are)
Influences: Coltrane, Zappa, Miles, Nu-Jazz, Beefheart, Thomas Pynchon, Neitzsche, Magma, V.D.G.G., ECM, The Mars Volta, King Crimson, Superlizard, Santana, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Lifetime, Gong, Steve Coleman, Arthur Brown, Graham Bond, Squarepusher, Coltrane again, Nils Petter Molvaer, Ravi Shankar and indeed the entire indian classical tradition the list is endless do you really want me to go on?
Sounds Like: Keith Jarrett having a panic attack in a faulty lift on his way to a Mekong Delta concert.... Tony Williams’ Lifetime with nuclear capability... Graham Bond being sick on Jazzanova’s new carpet... EST with PTSD..
Record Label: orangeshow records

My Blog

CUT YOUR JOB AND GET SOME HAIR

Hi All"There is a war between the ones who say there is a war and the ones who say there isn't" L.CohenLet it be said indeed that there IS a war, for that is what humanity is as much as it is a specie...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:16:00 GMT

Recruitment Drive - Put an end to Ricky Martin once and for all..

Hi Boys and Girls, OK as well as the magic bar we will hopefully be doing something at the folk house at a night void of ovals are putting on watch this space. Also, in order to increase and expand ou...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:38:00 GMT

BAD ASS MO FOS

Hi all Just to say thanks to those who came to our little fundraiser on Sunday and balls to all those who didn't... Sadly no recording exists but it felt good at the time and that's what matters. The ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:24:00 GMT

New Improved Band Bio etc

Hi All Hope you enjoy the new and historically accurate band bio. Also, apologies to those of you hoping to hear the bass guitar stylings of dave savage on sunday, sadly he has been forced to pull out...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:23:00 GMT

THE BIG FIGHT; KYLE v PAXMAN

HiEverytime i go on myspace there is this really IRRITATING bint-like creature pouting and fluttering at me she is advertising MATCH.COM well i say Damn you Moloch... Taking all this bribes n’ s...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:09:00 GMT

Another fine mess..

Hi AllAfter a much needed quiet spell, we are looking forward to the dawn of a new chapter in fruit rock which begins on april 13th... We will be proudly presenting new works which will be on our 11th...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:12:00 GMT

Kylie bloody Minogue and the BB bastarding C

Hi All I am thinking about turning this whole myspace page into a kind of anti-tribute to kylie... yes since the last episode her representatives have failed to respond to our enquiries. Meanwhile the...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:13:00 GMT

Kylie Fucking Minogue

Hi allWhilst you may jump comfortably to the conclusion that our activities have ceased, I am unable to make such ludicrous assumptions. Plans are in place to bring you a sleeker advanced orange show ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:29:00 GMT

LOUIS WALSH

Hi boys and girls, No band news today. We hope to have exciting gig news soon. In the meantime here is todays sermon. I am absolutely riveted shitless to read that evil leprechaun Louis Walsh has deci...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:33:00 GMT

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS

Hi All Pleased to say that I have overcome previously described problems with this site, so now have no excuse not to waste hours on here to little avail... The news is, there isn't any. We are still ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:10:00 GMT