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About Me

Name: Hero
Occupation: Kicking Ass
Life Expectancy: Pretty Fucking Good
"The sound of the Gion Shoja temple bells echoes the impermanence of all things. The color of the Sala flowers reveals the truth that to flourish is to fall. The proud do not endure, like a passing dream on a night in spring. The mighty fall at last, to be no more than dust before the wind."
Once upon a time in China, some believe, around the year one double-aught three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Chris Porto, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Chris Porto's infinite power contemplates - which is another way of saying "who knows?" - when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Chris Porto, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Chris Porto? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Chris Porto appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Chris Porto his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Chris Porto, only to find Chris Porto was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Chris Porto's Five Point Palm Exploding Heart technique...
When it comes to film, I'm a world traveler. I've got movies from the US, Hong Kong, China, Japan, South Korea, Thailand, Taiwan, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, England, Ireland, Russia, Germany, France, Italy, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Turkey, and probably some others that I can't remember right now.
2,796 DVDs and growing...
XBox Live Gamertag: crazybee84
PS3 Network ID: crazybee
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

DAVID BOWIE, Ryuhei Kitamura, Johnny Depp, Tadanobu Asano, Susumu Terajima, Ricky Gervais, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Sonny Chiba, Tony Jaa, Mads Mikkelsen, Jessica Biel, Ashley Tisdale, Christopher Walken, Jeffrey Combs, Quentin Tarantino, Jason Statham, Robert Rodriguez, Will Arnett, William Shatner, Olivia Munn, Uwe Boll, Kristen Bell, Milla Jovovich, Olivia Hussey, Sasha Grey, every filmmaker whose movies I respect and love (including Sam Raimi, but I've already "met" him), Bruce Campbell is always worth re-meeting, and Jean-Claude Van Damme (seriously)

My Blog

New Cell Number!

Hey all, I have a new cell number.847-602-2508If you did not join my pointless Facebook group, please send me your number here because I don't have anyone's numbers!
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:44:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Ancestors - Family name origins
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:04:00 GMT

Heath Ledger dies at 28

He was found in his Manhattan apartment, dead of an aparent drug overdose.  Man, that fucking sucks.  I really liked the guy as an actor.Looks like his awesomely insane-looking turn as Joker...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:59:00 GMT

Hollywood Video - Everything Must Go!

Holy shit, I just bought 25 DVDs at Hollywood Video (the one in Highland) for $90.  They're closing down in 10 days and trying to get rid of as much as they can.  Go while the getting's good...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 13:03:00 GMT

This is amazing

There's a fucking Ninja bandit on the loose in Staten Island.  He's struck at least 16 times, and no one can catch him.  He was stabbed with a steak knife by a dude and slipped away with the...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 20:57:00 GMT

Ten Nights' Dreams

In honor of classic author Natsume Soseki's brilliant and surreal collection of short stories (based on his own dreams), which I'm currently reading (I have the movie - 100 years in the making - on or...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:18:00 GMT

New!

Decided to switch up my layout.  Cool, huh?I also added a couple of video clips of Japanese master guitarist Tomoyasu Hotei doing his thing, and they totally rock.
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 17:21:00 GMT

Best movie EVER!

Yeah, I've had the Hong Kong DVD since last year.But it's still relevant.  Not because it's the best action movie in the last 5 years, but because it's getting a limited US theatrical run before ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:16:00 GMT

A new milestone - 2,000 DVDs!

I've just passed the 2,000 DVD mark!I don't know if I should celebrate or end it all.
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Films You've Never Heard Of: Fantastipo (2004, Japan)

It's a coming of age story about two grown men who've been living the easy life thanks to their Father (Mom died many years ago), who's a mineral water company mogul. The Father, played by Akira Takar...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 17:57:00 GMT