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About Me

I'm not your typical Female Impersonator. I'm not very vain or conceded and I remember my roots in drag and where I came from. I appreciate all of my fans and those who come out to support me. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////I'm starting a new hobby/career. I'm going into the photography business. I'm looking to artisticaly capture the human form; clothed or sans clothes, male, female, transgender,female impersonators, singles, couples or groups. I'll photograph anyone, anyway, anywhere and anything from mild to wild, hence the name "Mild 2 Wild Photography". I'm working on building my home studio and my portfolio. If your interested in being a model, no charge for pics, hit me up and we'll see what we can create together. I can also edit and photoshop the images, as well.

My Interests

PhotographyWhitewater rafting, camping, Drag, Charity Drag, dining out at a nice resturant with my husband, My dog-Vegas, paint ball, art, traveling, shopping....etc.

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I'd like to meet:

My next client/model and God, of course. Plus,a few of my Myspace friends. For the most part not realy sure; most people and celebrities really don't impress me.div style="width:391; background-color:rgb(216,233,237); text-align:center;" Which Will & Grace character are you?
Oh honey... you're Karen! But of course, you knew that all along didn't you? You just wanted to waste some time in the office by taking this quiz, before your next catalogue arrives anyway. Who care's if you've got everything in it already? It's nice to see what everyone else doesn't have! In the words of Will: "Karen, if hell ever needs an abassador..." You go girl!
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You're Beth Smith! You are the back-bone of the team, & DOG may be the head, but Beth's the neck, & the neck turns the head! Beth holds the Family & crew together. ;) Beth's other name is "Alice Barmore". :) Beth's Father Gary Smith is very Ill right now, So please Pray for him :)
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Music:

Anything with attitude and that you can shake you butt too!

Movies:

I Love Comedy, Action, Historical and Documentaries (some not all). Scary Movies.... are my least favorite.Does this mean I can call in a Gay Sighting??

Television:

CSI - the original, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, My Wife and Kids, Married With Childern. I don't care for reality shows; esp American Idol. Most reality shows have been worn out, rode hard and wet and put out to dry. Let them die off!!! Please!!

Books:

All depends...not big on science fiction. I'm a book whore....I collect them but not sure why most of the time. I love cookbooks; exp old ones. I also collect "spa" related recipe books and recipes. I hope to write my own Spa recipe book one day.

Heroes:

God & My Husband- He's my stubborn hard headed prince but I love him with all my heart. He's my baby!...and I'll cut a bitch that tries to fuck with him.

My Blog

The Good Napkins...

THE GOOD NAPKINS ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and...
Posted by Hylan Parc on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:54:00 PST

Do You Hate Your Job?

When you have a ’I Hate My Job’ day, try this:On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Jo...
Posted by Hylan Parc on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:33:00 PST

True Friends!

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of pro! mises that actually speak of true friendship: When...
Posted by Hylan Parc on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

Friends Part 2

A good friend will tell you what you want to hear.A true friend will always tell the truth. A good friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.A true friend seeks to help you with your problems...
Posted by Hylan Parc on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST

My Prayer

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ...
Posted by Hylan Parc on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:53:00 PST

Affordable Rhinestones

www.ejoyce.com Tons of different colors and sizes!! If you know of any place cheaper, POST IT, let me know. Of course, I found it after I spent way too much! Girls, gotta look good on a budget....
Posted by Hylan Parc on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:46:00 PST

Why some couples don't have sex.

Dear Wife,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.The following is a list of why I did not succeed more of...
Posted by Hylan Parc on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:13:00 PST