watching fat people fall over.
Someone who could telepathically understand everything going on in the catacombs of my brain so i woudlnt have to "get to know" people or tell them about me in an inarticualte jibber-jabber. Nonetheless, i can type pretty well, so i guess someone who can be bothered to read long passages i write about myself. And i'll warn you now, i can certainly write loads about myself for i am awe-inspiringly interesting (as the person who can telepathically understand everything in my mind will tell you) and my vocabulary is very wide. Yay. I'm a firm believer that my brain is the only thing in the universe that i can hold up a decent converstaion with. This is probably because he rarely ever talks back. "It's not that I'm demotivated. I just dont like you."
Cursive, Blood Brothers, Bright Eyes, Explosions in the Sky, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, Clouddead, Sub:tle, The Good Life, Criteria, Taking Back Sunday (though i wish theyd take back that fkking shtty new cd) Every Time I die, Rival Schools, Quicksand, Desaparacidoes, Death From Above 79, Four Tet, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Lauryn Hill, Beastie Boys, Modest Mouse, Mr. Scruff, Kid Koala, Sunny Day Real Estate, George Gershwin. (I love the Manhattan soundtrack) Zazen Boys, Guitar Wolf, Thursday, Tanau, Circle Takes the Square, Broken Social Scene, The Go Find, Aesop Rock, Bronx, Azure Ray. Anything that isnt retarded. Hating style over substance. Except in the case of Blood Brothers and Death From Above in which case style IS substance.
Wow. This is gonna be a long one. Everything by Woody Allen up to Small Time Crooks. Annie Hall, Manhattan, Everything you ever wanted to know about sex, Sleeper. Sleeper has one of the greatest lines ever written. "I believe in only two things: Sex and Death. Both things that only occur once in my lifetime. Only after Death i dont feel so nauseous." Very true to my entire life i like to think.Bufallo 66!!! Vincent Gallo is soooo cool. He's not arrogant, he just doesn't like you. Bufallo 66.....prbably the most romantic coolest independent movie ever made. go SEE!!!!!!!!The Big Lebowski, every Hayao Miyazaki movie, especially my Neighbour totoro.Bottle Rocket (until they mentioned it in one tree hill. Ugh.) Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore. I love Wes anderson. I love Paul Thomas Anderson too. Punch-Drunk-Love and Boogie Nights knocked me off my proverbial socks.Loving Takeshi Kitano. Hana-bi and the new Zatoichi are sooooooo good.Loving Pixar. Loathing Dreamworks. Toy Story, Incredibles sooo good compared to that goddam Shrek, Sharktale bullsht. Dreamworks movies are so sarcastic and obnoxious. Pixar is nice. I dont want my kids being annoying little sarcastic american goonballs after watching sht like Shrek 2. Its not funny or clever. Pixar is funny, clever, and nice.Ninja Scroll, Ghost in The Shell Two, a whole list of anime, but i shall not bore you.I blow my geek wad everytime i watch any Evil Dead movie. Army of Darkness......bordering on the greatest thing ever.I love Matt Stone And Trey Parker. I love Team America. The most accurate satire ive seen in so long. The montage song is the best thing ever. "Step right this way you mavaerick renegade......." i dont think ive laughed so hard in my whole life.
Invader Zim, why oh why did you leave me? Ive never seen a kids show have so much fcked up satire. I love me some of that Jhonen.Home Movies was even better. So funny. I hate Cartoon Network for taking it away from me.Ugh. Kinda cant watch TV much as i used to. I just get so angry. Flicking through the channles and you turn the world into your own persoanl flipbook, and i hate the fact the what the book is telling me is, "you should be insecure and give us money." Nevertheless how fcking cool is fairly odd parents!!!!!!!!! King Of the Hill, South Park, Family Guy etc. all the regular good stuff. If you like friends, Will and Grace, One Tree Hill etc. please do not come witthin a one mile radius of me or i will blast you with my ultra-laser. It has six different settings. Do not cross me.Let me guess, im gonna browse through this site seeing loads of malcontent, double figure IQ "emo" girls going on about the OC and Seth Coen right? Die please. And do so fast. If you need help i shall set my ultra-laser to "deep fry" for you; do not worry it is quick and painless.Curb Your Enthusiasm. Oh my god it makes me shit my pants.
Plays: Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde. I insist people call me Earnest Montcrieff because of this play.EndGame: Samual Becket. Heehee, it has people who live in bins.Educating Rita by Willy Russel.Poetry: Mockingbird Wish Me Luck by Chuck Bukowski. I wish he wasnt dead so i could give him a big friendly hug.Essays: The Idle Thoughts of An Idle Fellow by Jerome K Jerome. Written in the 1800s and its still as funny as Eddie Izzard. sososososososo cool.The Complete Prose and Short Stories of Franz Kafka. Theres som modernist goodnessFates Worse than Death by Kurt Vonnegut. He certainly is funny for a mortal.The Complete Prose of Woody Allen by Woody Allen. He certainly is funny for a god.Novels: Hate to say it, but i loves me some of that Chuck Palahniuk Harumi Murakami's Wild Sheep Chase is good. I shall burn anything written by Micheal Moore. I hate George Bush and i also hate Micheal Moore. Thats why Team America was so damn good. It hates everybody. Micheal moore writes with the prose of a twelve year old with ADD Vernon God Little by DBC Pierre. Mrs. Dalloway By Virginia Woolf Im not quite ass well read as id like to be.Comics: Love Steve Niles Artwork. Love Joe Madureira artwork. Love Humberto Ramos artwork. Bill Watterson is the best person on the planet. Jhonen Vasquez is like a semi-goth Woody Allen. Thats always gonna be cool. Squee will always be the funniest comic ever........except maybe for Barry Ween. Oh my god that makes me shit my pants. Jeremy is the best character ever devised by anyone ever ever ever. ever.
Woody Allen. Vincent Gallo. Spike Jonze. Daryl Palumbo. Kevin Smith. Wow, everyone so far is a New Yorker. Chuck Bukowski. There we go, hes not from New York. Ugh. Still an American though......lets see..... Jimmy Carr does the best Stand-up ever devised i think. Kafka. But i guess that goes without saying. Micheal Moore. How someone that ignorant and that much of a propaganda whore managed to get that big (big as in famous, not fat, though hes still pretty goddam fat) i am in pure amazement. Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Jhonen Vasquez. All the Blood Brothers team. Ugh. Theyre all so handsome and cool and im so jealous. Egon Schiele. Best German expresionist ever. Many others too. Im just too lazy to think of them right now. And that is why im not on my own list of heroes.Yeh, i hate ignorant people. Most ignorance is wilfull.