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fORREST

"WELCOME TO LAND OF SUNSHINE"

About Me

I grew up in the mountain ridges of Kansas until we moved here to Michigan. We had a farm out there in Kansas and raised erotic animals like south African sheep, brown Brazilian goats, and Japanese sweet belly pigs. Summers we would go down to the Arizona coast line and rent house boat and just live off the sea for a couple of months. We spend the day fishing for blue toed crags and salt water tiger fish, they're called tiger fish for the the stripes and the way they blend into to the seaweed. Growing up while spending my summer by the sea and watch Mutual of Omaha I always wanted to spend my life out in the deep greens of the ocean scuba diving, but my koumpounophobia kept me for ever reaching that goal and I've spent every moment since then wishing I could over come my fears. We finally move to Michigan when I was fourteen to the town of Howell where at school I meet a bunch of kids that skateboarded and fell in love with it for day one. I had trouble at first learning cause one time in the mountains a three toes mountain hog charged me and broke my leg in five places and off set my balance permanently. But with time and perseverance I got the hang of it. Well if you'd like to know more just ask.
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My Interests

Skateboarding (I'm not in it for anything other than to just be doing it) Music (Fuck the radio, Mtv, VH1, or any other medium that puts out only what's popular or what will sell the most soda pop. Just go into a record store, flip though and buy something new) Movies (Mostly indies and foreign flicks but sometimes Hollywood puts out a gem or two) Travel (I haven't done all that much but would love to see the world)

I'd like to meet:

NON automaton humanoid beings, meaning people who realize that everything we are taught from a very early age isn't necessarily the right way to think. Think for yourself, I'm not saying you actually have to change the world or even yourself, just think./>

Music:

Just look at the music player.

Movies:

Michael Haneke, Gus Van Sant, Wes Anderson, Gasper Noe, Jean Pierre Jeunet, Danny Boyle, Michael Mann, Neil JordanMostly stuff that annoys Brian.

Television:

Family Guy, the Simpsons, South Park, the Venture Brothers., and the IFC channel, though i haven't watched it in about 9 months.

Books:

Sarah, Chemical Pink, Survivor, Geek Love, Vurt, Jesus' son, the Consumer

Heroes:

Sean Lax, Tomas South, Ian Flanger

My Blog

Proofs in the pudding, another example of the superior intellect of the human race

May 23, 1958: Mao Tse Tung initiates the Great Leap Forward, his second five-year plan for the People's Republic of China. In addition to imposing impossibly high quotas on mainland farmers (to produc...
Posted by fORREST on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:24:00 PST

When the sheppard calls, all the little sheep listen!

HOW NIKE CONQURED SKATEBOARD CULTURE -->TAKEN FROM ADBUSTERS MAGAZINE ..65Celtic pride 34 has a dilemma, would i wear, DS them or sell? I dont sell but I need the money.Conflicting, emoticon-flecked a...
Posted by fORREST on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:12:00 PST

THIS STATE SUCKS BALLS!

A whole straight week of rain, give me a fucking break.
Posted by fORREST on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:31:00 PST

Five F'n years for what?

For truly cheese fucking lines and horrible imagery. "Foot in Mouth", "Donkey's Could Talk", "Shit the Bed", "I Own a T.V. Cause Tragedy Thrills Me". Fucking horrible lines, worst yet, something I wou...
Posted by fORREST on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:40:00 PST

This asshole thinks I'm a witch, truth be told, I'm a bitch!

VEGANS: Modern Day Witches  Sermon by Brother Harry Hardwick,11:00 A.M., Gold-Star Members Service, Main Sanctuary Friends, you neednt be nostalgic for your mind to occasionally wander back to a...
Posted by fORREST on Mon, 08 May 2006 02:22:00 PST

Sinners to the left of me, sinners to the . . . .

WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY ABOUT....TATTOOS? by Betty Miller The Bible warns us against tattoos in Leviticus 19:28 (Amplified) which says, "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor...
Posted by fORREST on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 02:26:00 PST