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Philatio

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About Me

I'm a florist, I used to be a chocolate salesman. I do have plans to get a straight guy job someday but at the moment theres no hope on the horizon.

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My Interests

competitive eating, running marathons, playing dig dug,

I'd like to meet:

If i were unarmed... Teddy Roosavelt, cowboy curtis and morpheus at the same time so i could make them fight to the death and decide who's cooler, don quixote, Wes AndersonIf i had a gun on hand... Kevin Federline, that lady on the roomstore comercials, every boss I've ever had... ever, JFK, anyone who went to see "Step Up"

Music:

the mentos theme, and the oscar mayer theme, mates of state, blind melon, air, elltiot smith

Movies:

wes anderson movies, a boy and his dog, cube, tron

Television:

greg the bunny, wondershozen, the muppets... anything involving puppets

Books:

chuck paslfjalksfjalksfjh, Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

ROD STEWART!

My Blog

Emergancy Supplies

In the old days when I was a boy scout, I say days not because it sounds nostalgic but because I didn't actually last longer than a week, our scout masters always tried to teach us good values like pr...
Posted by Philatio on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST

Internship Final

This is my final exam for my internship. I was feeling bitter when I wrote it.1) identify and explain the academic skills which you have learned in school and used on the job(s).1. Very few academic s...
Posted by Philatio on Thu, 17 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

Fridays...

Like humans malls have two of almost everything. Two chocolate stores, two department stores two body product stores and so on. This provides symetry, which makes humans and malls more atractive to pe...
Posted by Philatio on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:35:00 PST

Mystery Banana Thrower

Because of certain haircuts and the all-governing law of the universe that shit roles downhill I spent the last week confined to the cave-like enclosure of my room. This was supposedly a punishment bu...
Posted by Philatio on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:28:00 PST

Two Pints

There was a blood drive at my school today and being a charitable person who didn't do his math homework I volunteered my first period for the greater good. Although my last conversation with the red ...
Posted by Philatio on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

My New Sympathy for Mario

Earlier today I was playing Super Mario Brothers 3 when my phone rang. I was a little upset because I was really into the game and was going as far as to hum along to the music and yell at the screen ...
Posted by Philatio on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST

My New Nemesis Andy Nelson

A month or two ago a gorgeous woman came into physical therapy and my first reaction was to converse with my fellow slaves i mean interns about how hot she was. They of course were not supportive of m...
Posted by Philatio on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:28:00 PST

Me and the Giant Hamburger

For a long time I wanted to eat one of those steaks that they offer as more of a joke than a meal. The kind that if you finish it in an hour it's free and if you don't finish it that the entire restar...
Posted by Philatio on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST

so school didn't start today

I went to school today and much to my suprise I was the only one there with the exception of some unusually well informed people walking their dogs. I asked one what the deal was and they said school ...
Posted by Philatio on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST

Things I'll need to be a Physical Therapist

It occurs to me that I have put myself on a career path full of the laest interesting people ever so I will need to make some changes to blend into my surroundings. I will need to grow a mustache, get...
Posted by Philatio on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST