Hmm if you already know me then this senseless pointless ramble I'am about to dump on you is nothing new. So I like fisting children with down syndrome while I'm at sea world. O while your there you should have and orgy with the sea loins I bet you won't find another animal that can give you such a good rim job you won't care your being mauled to death. Um scuba diving with Eddie Murphuy in my swimming pool full of cream corn. I also like to go to the dog kennel and try to get a date, but I always get shut down so I invented Osama Bin Laden (he is a robot)I made him to take out my anger angianst the dogs , but instead he had a gay relationship with the Richard Simmons robot they broke up and osama got depressed and flew him self in too the trade centers. Hmm o Pissing on Dolly Parton till her makeup comes off. Eating roast beef sandwhichs with Richard Ramirez as he tattos his face on my asshole. Trying to convince everybody that bigfoot is a gay transexual hooker with a cociane problem. Buying onions while wearing nothing but purple felt ankle socks. I'm always trying to get abducted by aleins so I will get probed, it never happens so I get cousin earl to shove a fondue fork up my ass. Lets see I have a 37 cats and 2 hobos. When I'm board I like to take cripples swimming. I live in a glass house to keep my 29 staklers happy. Ahh o ya Dancing naked in the rian with Boy George while Robin Williams jerks off in a cherry tree. I'm always up for a good thumb wrestling competition agianst amputees. One time I got so bored I krewsafied Jesus I kept his sandles cuase they are killer. I'm always putting LSD in war vertrens coffee, its fun to watch them freak out while they are having psychedelic war flash backs. When I was six years old I was kidnapped by the Pope and he gave me a sex change operation....... And well thats my ramble for now......
