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Joshua

Maybe I Should Learn To Pray

About Me

I am not down to earth. I am not full of life. I am not cute. I am not sweet. I am not looking for my soulmate.I am, on the other hand, very smart. I am funny. I am fun. I am drunk.I probably want to punch you in the face, but don't let that stop you. You know you want a black eye.I am also President of Fagistan so check it out, my delicious assbabies.

My Interests

Politics, pop culture, literature, film, philosophy, serial killers, not having children, not getting married, conversation, argumentation, puppies and snakes. Drinking. Drinking black and tans. Drinking whisky. Eating. A lot.

I'd like to meet:

Dictators (Eastern European preferably, but will settle for North African), assholes, people I don't want to punch, radical intellectuals, conservative intellectuals, raccoons and Tilda Swinton. Also, anyone who is funny and likes to make fun of people. Including me.

Music:

Weezer, The Decemberists, Stephen Malkmus, Pavement, The Killers, The Joggers, Miles Before, Liz Phair, Ani DiFranco, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pansy Division, The Beatles, Buddy Holly, The Smiths

Movies:

RAN, The Shining, The Tin Drum, Throne of Blood, Cries and Whispers, Bride of Chucky, Showgirls, Election, Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Dancer In The Dark, Solaris, The Sacrifice, Rashomon, Beauty and the Beast (Cocteau, not Disney), Seed of Chucky, eXistenZ

Television:

Strangers With Candy, Picket Fences, History Detective, Law and Order, Murder She Wrote, shows about serial killers

Books:

As I Lay Dying, Go Down Moses, Light In August, Mrs. Dalloway, Lord Jim, Heart of Darkness, The Defense, Lolita, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Barabbas, Midnight's Children, The Tin Drum, Flannery O'Connor, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Red Harvest, Everything Is Illuminated, Specimen Days, Middlemarch, Mysteries, Halldor Laxness

Heroes:

Thomas Jefferson, William Faulkner and The Thing (And William Faulkner's thing)