What's up cats and kittens...name's John...I love film, I'm in film school at the moment. I'm a pretty simple guy, sit me down with a good book, a video game and/or some music and I'll be good for hours...I'm a devout Catholic and I absolutly love God...Aside from all that...yea...just ask...PEACE
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Melancon
Birthday: December 29th 1983
Birthplace: A small shoebox in the back of a Denny's in Houston
Current Location: What kind of question is that...whatever I answer will eventually be a lie unless I just stayed at my desk 24/7/365...which I guess wouldn't be all that bad...but we're talking a logistic nightmare!!!
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Kind of a brownish poo color
Height: Tall enough to scare most midgets
Right Handed or Left Handed: All of the above
Your Heritage: Why yes it is...thank you
The Shoes You Wore Today: I love how you say "ShoeS" like you assume I wore two...YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!
Your Weakness: Ummm...being shot or stabbed....kryptonite...and puppy dogs
Your Fears: Widths, socks, slow moving objects
Your Perfect Pizza: I don't know if you are reading this before looking at my pictures but...I'm fat...so as long as it's pizza I'm happy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: World peace...fogiving the world of it's sins....walking on water...DANGIT!!! I thought I was Jesus again!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What the hell are you doing to that sheep!?!?
Thoughts First Waking Up: What the hell are you doing to that sheep!?!?
Your Best Physical Feature: Is personality considered a physical feature? If not I'm boned...
Your Bedtime: I've heard of this "Bedtime" that you speak of...my father used to tell me stories about it when I was little...but I assumed they were just that...stories...
Your Most Missed Memory: I've never really "missed" a memory...if I miss it that means I've forgotten it...that's like saying "I miss remembering that thing that I used to remember when I remembered remembering it"
Pepsi or Coke: That's like asking me if I prefer my pee or someone else's...just give me a Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: MC-DIZZLE HANDS DOWN!!! (or up...whichever is better...all the kids these days seem to go for down)
Single or Group Dates: I'm partial to single myself....but I guess a group would be cool....as long as it's one group...those group group dates are a pain in the ass!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton baby!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Either is fine
Do you Smoke: Are you gay?
Do you Swear: Yes yes....I swear I don't smoke! geez...why don't you just call me a liar!
Do you Sing: I try...
Do you Shower Daily: Hell no...that requires effort!
Have you Been in Love: Ask me more about my smoking habits!
Do you want to go to College: Eventually....it'd be a nice bonus
Do you want to get Married: Hell yea dude!!! I'm totally going to kick ass as a husband too!!!
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutly...in fact...I set up a camera in my room to try to catch myself durring the night while I was sleeping....got up in the morning...NOTHING...just a tape of my door...I'm so damn ELUSIVE!!!...I'm never going to give up...I'll show the guys that I'm real...I'm gonna catch me one day and put me on display in zoos around the world!!!! Then they'll see!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Hell no....motion sickness is for PUSSIES!!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: Well...I did have to look twice when I walk by the mirror in Foley's tonight...
Are you a Health Freak: *falls out of chair laughing*
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure do
Do you like Thunderstorms: I usually sleep through them...
Do you play an Instrument: Nah...well....I dable...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Bet your ass I have!
In the past month have you Smoked: Look...I think we have trust issues about this whole smoking thing!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Maaaaaybe
In the past month have you gone on a Date: *falls out of chair again laughing*
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Actually....no!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: *sigh* so about this smoking thing....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep :)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope :( (Thanks for building me up with the sushi question then totally crushing me with this one...asshole...)
In the past month have you been Dumped: Can't be dumped if you wern't taken in the first place
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: *falls out of chair laughing yet another time...then takes the chair and throws it out the window*
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Ever been Drunk: How about them saints!?
Ever been called a Tease: Ironicly enough.....yes....
Ever been Beaten up: *somehow falls out of the floor then just sits completely baffled at the physics of what just happened*
Ever Shoplifted: Nah...stealing's for fags...
How do you want to Die: Taking a bullet for Chuck Norris (not that he'd need it...it'd just be a nice gesture)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Depends on the girl
Favourite Hair Color: Hair color doesn't really matter...it's the girl that makes it worth it...you don't buy a car for the color do you? "No...I think I'll take this '87 Pinto over the new Vette" "But it doesn't even have an engine!" "I know but it's such a pretty shade of blue!"
Short or Long Hair: I'm definitly partial to longer hair...but again....depends on the girl
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Proportional
Best Clothing Style: On your body :)
Number of Drugs I have taken: Man...what a list....Tylonol, Excedrine, Claratin (D & regular...yea...I'm a badass) Bynadryl (regular and Sinus) There was a week when I was on zinc tablets...but I'm off that now...living the clean life!
Number of CDs I own: I dunno....20....30....thousand...
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: None...yet...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing.....though there are somethings in some of my friends pasts that I regret
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