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i took a trip and climbed a tree...

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


| View Show | Create Your OwnI am a girl. I have all of the correct number of limbs and organs for a girl. I have 2 dogs. I subconsciously live in Austin. I physically live inside my mind. I am stuck in a state of altered subconsciousness. Books are good. Movies are good. People who do not believe in this are bad. Plants are good. Nature and secret river spots are good. People who do not believe in this are stupid. Cartoons are good...you get the picture...if not...YOU ARE BAD :) I am random, easy to figure out if you have a map, and love people who can r e a d. I look forward to.....see where i am going...i do not like rear-view mirrors...and I think that at all times..."Somebody up there must like me." or if you really want to know....intimidation is purely my social camouflage...underneath i'm a full on hedonistic pussycat :)XOXOX

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


- Get Your Own
A man who can beat me at Connect Four...A woman who is not self-conscious and looks confused all of the time...a boy who would want to build a sand castle with me and then destroy it...a 5 year old girl who can spell her name using only SweetTarts...Kurt Vonnegut, Bill Watterson, James Thurber, the first man or woman who invented Banana Cream Pies...the inventor of post-its...and anyone associated with time travel.

My Blog

just make me laugh motha-wha!-wha’s! and i am yours....

no seriously....a note to all of the beautiful people in my world...if your man can not make you laugh.....then why? ladies....seriously....why.........I PUT IT TO YOU MEN OF AMERICA AUSTIN TEXAS!!!! ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:02:00 GMT

mardi gras minus new orleans with a dash of atlanta and girls getting sick on you....emo sad...

tonight's festivities, mayhem, and story. presented by: the masterstoryteller "Let me deconstruct for you....," she begins to say.  (she smiles and says--) atlanta oh...atlanta.... you have some...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:22:00 GMT

this is the end my beautiful friends.....

"Very, very slowly, the dwarf remnants of what was once our mighty sun will cool and dim, until it embarks on its final metamorphosis, gradually solidifying into a crystal of extraordinary rigidity. E...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:20:00 GMT

happiness

happiness that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life impels us through all its mazes and meanderings but leads none of us by the same route. He who binds to himself a joy Does the wing...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:20:00 GMT

todays random ass thought

TODAYS RANDOM ASS THOUGHT.... polar bears.  i decided to write a poem about polar bears today seeing as how humanity is  killing their backyard...ya dirty bastards---- discuss. la la la beer...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:37:00 GMT

celebrating solitude...

for my friend gavin....a new holiday for you then...and to the rest of my mates...how's this for an idea??? June 4th....tonight is the night ladies and gents....if you're single, lovely, crazy, lonely...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 15:55:00 GMT

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Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:15:00 GMT