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About Me

What is there to say? Totally chill. I'm pretty much awesome. You all know me, and if not then your a freaky middle-aged preist and should leave now. As a matter of fact, myspace is against most of what I stand for. I blame Coon for all my problems (he readily accepts this accusation as true). I figured I'd have fun with this, so leave a comment, any comments about how much better my page is than Ryans is greatly appreciated. And justified as it is fact.
"If you have it, you dont need it. If you need it, you dont have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you dont need less of it. You need it, to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you dont already have any of ti to begin with, you cant get any of it to get started which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place, do you. You can share it, sure, you can even stockpile it if you like, but you cant fake it. Flaunting it, needing it, wishing for it. The point is; if you've never had any of it, ever; people just seem to know. " Experience is everything. Old Spice.
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My Interests

watev
everything and nothing

You Are a Boston Creme Donut
You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.
You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.
You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. What Donut Are You?

I'd like to meet:

whoever made the first reality show. I'd impale his ass through a barbed stake.

Music:

The real stuff. No crap (i mean, rap), no pop, no country. The music i really like has one name, like Bob and Bruce, and then there's ACDC. Like I said, the real stuff. You can shove the rest of it up cooney's ass.

Movies:

BRAVEHEART
The Departed
The Matrix Trilogy. Period.
Die Hard (YIPPIE-KIE-AY MUTHA FUCKAS)
This is the greatest. GO CHUCK NORRIS

Television:

CSI, House, South Park,
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_video =75207
Dirty Jobs (Go Mike Rowe!) NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES (cause stephen king is the man- I think it got pulled though)

Books:

Basically anything as long as it is well written

Heroes:

um... yeah. I am my hero.and whoever figured this out: ..
I am a Thrust-ship.

I am small and tricky - where you think I am, I probably am not. I can work very fast, but I tend to go about things in a round about way, which often leaves me effectively standing still. I hate rocks. Bloody rocks. What Pre- 1985 Video Game Character Are You?