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About Me

videoblogging with ashlie j on 12/29.

i'm the type of girl that eats froot loops for dinner and pork chops for breakfast, and i pride myself on my sarcastic abilities...until my gun permit is finalized, it's what i use to keep the small children at bay. i'm definitely an emotionally-driven person, so later for all you too-cool-for-school lames. i enjoy electronica, straight porn and instant messaging. and goldfish. real ones, not the cheddar crackers, though those are fun as well.

My Interests

living, breathing, etc.

I'd like to meet:

i'm looking to meet anyone with a fondness of fluorescent colors and who sleeps with a blanket in the middle of summer. i know you're out there. and mormons. mormons are sexy.

Music:

air, erol alkan, bloc party, bloodhound gang, broken social scene, chromeo, daft punk, death from above 1979, drop the lime, eminem, nelly furtado, girl talk, head automatica, hot chip, justice, kid sister, the knife, lil' wayne, mindless self indulgence, motion city soundtrack, mstrkrft, n.e.r.d., panthers, peaches, rubicks, sgt. sass, the streets, the teenagers, t.i., justin timberlake, kanye west and yelle ...just to name a few.

Movies:

porn, christian films. (not in that order.)

Television:

strangers with candy, the l word, the simpsons, l.a. ink.

Books:

fuck julie...i'll never be straight. magazines, mayne.

Heroes:

jesus, christ, superstars.

My Blog

songs from the east coast.

hard to believe it's happening but it is. after 1 year 5 months and 9 days, i'm moving from tx back to pa. although i only recently planned this, it fits perfectly with how i arrived in the first plac...
Posted by familiar to millions. on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:12:00 PST

feng shui, bloody feng shui.

ah, the joys of decorating an apartment with minimal charm [read: shitty, oversized dorm room for clowns like myself who neglected to go off to college with the rest of my peers]. when the only furnit...
Posted by familiar to millions. on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:55:00 PST

"north and south," the director's cut.

llet's review this "third coast," as texans frequently call it. not the big haired, ten gallon-sporting, "tim mcgraw is my idol" texans...we're talking the screw-jamming, still-tippin' folks who ...
Posted by familiar to millions. on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST

bright lights. big. shitty.

and the countdown begins. two weeks from today i'll achieve the goal i've been working towards since i was a lass...living alone, without parents, roommates, siblings, fuck-buddies...all by my go...
Posted by familiar to millions. on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:00:00 PST

cease and desist...you've raped all of the virgins.

well, well, well. just when i thought the tower effing records saga had come to a close...the fucktwats come at me for one last low blow. let me describe the situation for you:i'm sitting at the kitch...
Posted by familiar to millions. on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:53:00 PST

jesus christ and selena: an excercise in compare and contrast

i'm going to texas in less than 12 hours...and i'm sooo excited. i'll visit with relatives, see the sights, get the fuck away from philly...all that good stuff. you gotta admit i'm gangster...going on...
Posted by familiar to millions. on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 09:34:00 PST

onward and brokeward.

This may sound naïve, but I honestly never imagined it'd be so difficult finding a job. I've only had two jobs in my life...okay, maybe three. In between the Attic and Tower I attempted to work at Cle...
Posted by familiar to millions. on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:30:00 PST

if i'd known there'd be no more promos i'd have held out for better ones.

I think all of my sarcastic talking has finally caught up with me. On Tuesday, February 28, 2006, I was officially terminated from Tower Records 848. After all of my incessant bitching (I looked back ...
Posted by familiar to millions. on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:15:00 PST

uptown saturday night.

Much to my surprise this fine Saturday afternoon, I got sent home from work less than an hour after arriving. After being harrassed by my manager for neglecting to fill out a discrepancy report (read:...
Posted by familiar to millions. on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 08:12:00 PST

zip codes: a force to be reckoned with.

I recently realized something. It was there all along...it just took me a while to put all the pieces together. I, Kristen Ambersley, have the power to start random people in on the evils of 'Big...
Posted by familiar to millions. on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 07:42:00 PST