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Mrs. Cellophane

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You Are Emerald Green
Deep and mysterious, it often seems like no one truly gets you.
Inside, you are very emotional and moody - though you don't let it show.
People usually have a strong reaction to you... profound love or deep hate.
But you can even get those who hate you to come around. There's something naturally harmonious about you. What Color Green Are You?
This is me folks: the best time of my day is spent in bed (I love being curled up), driving around can make me feel better about any situation, it’s not very hard to make me smile, it’s also not very hard to make me cry, I turn blood red when I get paid a compliment, I’m secretly attracted to older men (shhh!), I love music… I really really do, I sing and dance in the car alllll of the time, I like going the long way home, I love speeding down windy roads but usually feel guilty about it because I could really hurt someone, being called ma'am by guys in uniform is just so incredibly sexy to me, I’ve never been a fan of clean cut guys, for a girl I think about sex a lot, I can be a bit of a slob, scratch that I kinda am a slob, I’m extremely lazy, I love hot showers and am convinced they can cure anything, I’m a bit of a bitch sometimes, I tend to be jealous and a tad possessive, sometimes people just piss me off for no real reason (pent up energy hasta go somewhere!), I’m generally extremely nice to people that I don’t know, I consider myself to be an excellent cashier, I like to tease people a little more than I probably should (my sense of humor, sorry), sometimes I like to make people nervous on purpose (some people just aren’t comfortable with eye contact..), I love to sleep… a lot, cuddling is the thing I miss the most about being in a relationship, I’m an idealist, though I know it’s not realistic I wish my life was like a romance novel, make me feel special and you won’t regret it (I’ll go through hell to return the favor), hurt me and you will regret it, I love massages (giving mostly), I’m totally obsessed with the color green (matches my eyes), I play with my hair way more than I should, tattoos and piercings are just sexy, I’m extremely quiet with new people (yeah it’s true I’m shy, but don’t be discouraged I come around eventually), I take things personally too much, I’m pretty self-conscience even though I’ve been told I seem very secure and even very confident (I guess I can act…?), people tell me alllll the time that I seem older than what I am (wise beyond my years I guess), I curse like a sailor (fitting because I work on a navy base), the right man in uniform and I melt… seriously, I love meeting new people, I was once dropped on my head while crowd surfing, I accidently elbowed a friend of mine in the chin at a show once (sorry Jeff), I've only been to the west coast once (San Diego), I have a high tolerance for pain. I don't watch much TV, I love snow :), I swear I have OCD at times, I will always love Green Day even though they disappointed me a lot with American Idiot, Blue Christmas by Elvis is my fav christmas song, I plan on piercing a lot of my body very soon, I would like to learn how to pierce, I love dogs & cats, I'm more a rodent person but reptiles don't bother me, I used to catch toads and keep them as pets, my sisters and I once kept 6 baby birds in a closet for 8 weeks without our parents knowing, I hate being cold, I love smoking, I've known my current boss since I was 8, my old boss told me once I was like a daughter to her, I'm addicted to coffee, It's been almost 6 months since I've painted something :(, I really cannot draw very well (simply too lazy to work to get better), my life has no direction currently, I hate getting to know people on the internet (complicates further relationships), Photoshop is my favorite computer program, I can puncture the top layer of my tongue with a sharp object, I have nasty feet, I'm the only one in my family with green eyes, I am a 38D, I think regrets are a waste of energy, waking up is hell for me, my right eye is higher than my left and I think I’m just about done making my list.. So yeah, if anyone has anything to add feel free to say so.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||| 20%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You're a Playful Kisser
Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right! What Kind of Kisser Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton, Michelangelo, Monet, Seurat,
Gilbert and George, Andy Warhal, Hitler,
William Wallace, Ann Frank, but not this asshole:

You Are 24 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Music:

Rancid, NOFX, Less Than Jake, Guttermouth, Pennywise, Tsunami Bomb, Green Day, The Misfits, The Offspring, Millencolin, Real Big Fish, Dead Kennedys, Voo Doo Glow Skulls, Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards, Anit-Flag, AFI, Descendents, Suburban Legends, Bad Religion, Bouncing Souls, Operation Ivy, Mighty Might Bosstones, Mad Caddies, Five Irony Frenzy, Alkaline Trio, All, Drop Kick Murphys, The Vandals, Lagwagon, Aquabats, Save Ferris, Counting Crows, ACDC, Buck-O-Nine, and Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Movies:

I love movies, I'll watch almost anything.

Books:

I don't read much.

Heroes:

Van Gogh, Gilbert and George, Ansel Adams, Mussolini (for curtain things), Leonardo, Michelangelo, Georgia O'Keeffe, Andy Warhol, Monet, and CHUCK!! TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jennifer Kay Morgan
Birthday: 12-10-86
Birthplace: Groton CT
Current Location: Mechanicsburg, PA
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mostly Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: black boots
Your Weakness: Chocolate
Your Fears: Being alone for the rest of my life
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain ol' cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a new car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I really have to go to work today???
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair, and breasts
Your Bedtime: 2ish
Your Most Missed Memory: Being loved
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds (even though it'll kill you)
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both are amazing
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: I got in trouble on a navy base for my mouth...
Do you Sing: In the car and in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: Yes sir mr. survey
Do you want to go to College: Already been
Do you want to get Married: Absolutely
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Meh, I've been told I am
Are you a Health Freak: Hahaha
Do you get along with your Parents: They like to nag, I like to piss them off
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup
Do you play an Instrument: Used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yesh
In the past month have you Smoked: 10 minutes ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Maybe?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos don't come in boxes, this is a trick question
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't even like cooked fish...
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, rejected? Yeah sure
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No sir
Ever been Drunk: Uh, didn't we cover this already??
Ever been called a Tease: Absolutely
Ever been Beaten up: Not really
Ever Shoplifted: Not on purpose
How do you want to Die: Hmm... in my sleep?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'd like to own my own shop someday.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark brown or black
Short or Long Hair: Both can be hot
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Doesn't matter, seriously
Best Clothing Style: Whatever looks good
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3 or 4 maybe???
Number of CDs I own: Dunno you can count them if you can find them all
Number of Piercings: 7 (teehee)
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret is a waste of energy
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Blog

I don't know how I find time to be bored

I this is actually pretty true. Your Eyes Should Be Brown ..http://images.blogthings.com/whatcolorshouldyoureyesbequiz /brown.jpg" height="100" width="100">Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdomWhat...
Posted by Mrs. Cellophane on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:03:00 PST

It's late I just got off work I'm bored

Your Five Factor Personality Profile  Extroversion:You have medium extroversion.You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.Sometimes you are full of energy and open t...
Posted by Mrs. Cellophane on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:18:00 PST

HOLY SHIT!

 I had an absolutely incredible weekend!! I was in West Chester all weekend visiting friends and I honestly had to drag my ass home kicking and screaming. It was sad  ......
Posted by Mrs. Cellophane on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:42:00 PST

It's about fucking time!

Well ladies and gents I finally got a new car  It's a 2000 Dodge Stratus, it's very nice and I'm very very excited about it! I'll post pictures soon. That is all. Yay! ...
Posted by Mrs. Cellophane on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:59:00 PST

Word

Dear Myspace shitholes, all cheaters should be shot... that is all... ~*Jeni*~...
Posted by Mrs. Cellophane on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:54:00 PST

This sucks

Fuck new years...
Posted by Mrs. Cellophane on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 08:13:00 PST

Ugh, holidays

Ok, so here's the thing, I don't hate christmas, in fact I love christmas. I love the idea of getting together with family opening gifts, eating turkey and ham, shopping the whole 9 yards. Every year ...
Posted by Mrs. Cellophane on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 09:14:00 PST

mmm.... chicken

...hi...
Posted by Mrs. Cellophane on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 05:33:00 PST

wetness, depression, and ink

This is gonna be sorta random.... I've been real fucking depressed lately.. probably due to my schedule, how fucking busy I am, and the fact that I haven't been eating much. When I am home I'm go...
Posted by Mrs. Cellophane on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 10:37:00 PST

am i alone here??

ok so, does anyone else really really like this song or is it just me??? am i alone here???
Posted by Mrs. Cellophane on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:07:00 PST