Tattoos, volkswagens, poker, music, art, fancy electronic gadgets, rocketships, foosball, biting my nails, sleeping, gambling, smoking way too many cigarettes, burping and farting, buying cars that are older than me, sleeping, pez, concerts, drinking beer, not drinking liquor, vintage video games, photography, flexing my muscles......
Someone who could make me spin on my ass like a green paint sprinkler on white grass. I'm rappin', son.
Electric Six, Eagles of Death Metal, Queens of the Stone Age, Black Sabbath, Weezer, Radiohead, Toadies, MC Paul Barman, Monster Magnet, Cake, System of a Down, Fu Manchu, Modest Mouse, Ludacris, Clutch, Burden Bros., Rage Against the Machine, Mondo Generator, Presidents of The United States of America, Beastie Boys, Snoop Dogg, Metric, Dethklok...... Some live Clutch @ The Machine Shop New Year's Eve 2005
Office Space, Super Troopers, Snatch, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Forrest Gump, Star Wars, Being John Malkovich, Sneakers, Go, Half Baked, Young Frankenstein, Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Bowfinger, that one I made with your mom.......
I've got one of those.
How To Draw 50 Eagles. 16 Ways To Add Cheese.
James Kern, Jhonen Vasquez, Conan O' Brien, William Murderface Murderface Murderface, Nathan Explosion, Toki Wartooth, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Pickles.