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Sara Lynn

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About Me


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*First and foremost, I LOVE creepy old men who cyberstalk me wearing nothing but tube socks and a motorcycle/darth vader helmet.*

Hi! I'm Sara, and my life is a lot better than yours. I am a junior at Mansfield University. I am a Liberal Studies major, with minors in Criminal Justice, and Biology. BUT, Brilliant NEW plan, transfering to Penn State to get a degree in Food Science and I am going to MAKE POP TARTS FOR THE ASTRONAUTS!!
I have the best friends a girl could ever ask for, in Mansfield, and at home (MY Favorite!![The Best Tart Whore EVER!] and My 'Mo![The most fabulous person I know!]). AND the funniest, most dysfunctional, generally the best family in the entire world, that includes my workaholic Mother who has the best sense of humor ever and calls me randomly when she's bored at work and makes fun of people with us during our infamous SaraDerekMichelleMaggie Nights, my Father who doesn't speak, but when he does is absolutly halarious (plus, he enjoys American Idol), my sister who is a younger version of me (thus, equally as wonderful), and my younger brother, Charlizz, who is pretty much retarded, and we think it's funny.
Then there are my friends of summer, my TFFs whom I love more than anything.
So basically, my life is amazing, and if you're not in my life... you and your life suck.
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My Interests

Expensive things.

I'd like to meet:

People, preferably someone who doesn't want to be Spiderman. And, anyone who thinks "Nutwhiskers" is as halarious as I do.
Actually... I lied... I don't really want to meet anyone,as previously stated... my life is pretty much perfect... what else can you offer? [Well, except the "Nutwhiskers" thing.]

Music:

Bon Jovi... everyone is a closet Bon Jovi fan. Anything I can sing at the top of my lungs at work.

Movies:

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, Mean Girls, Phantom of the Opera, Team America, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, A Clockwork Orange, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Zoolander, In Dreams, White Noise, Finding Nemo, Garden State, Dawn of the Dead, Pirates of the Carribean, Sin City, Milo and Otis, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Elf, Anchorman, Harry Potter, Saw, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Super Troopers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Cabin by the Lake, Dawn of the Dead

Television:

FOXNews

Books:

The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Anything Robin Cook, Harry Potter

Heroes:

My Mom- Because she's pretty fastastic.
My Favorite- Because she's freakin' wonderful.
My 'Mo- Because he's absolutly fabulous.
My Dad- Because he doesn't talk to me.
My Sister- Because she's my sister.
My Brother- Because Charlizz is the shizz.
My Friend From M.U.- Because I could never survive here without them.
My TFFs- Because, who else can make a monotanous 84 hours a week the most fun you've ever had?