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Alliefornication

A wise girl kisses but does not LOVE, listens but does not BELIEVE and leaves before she is LEFT

About Me

Where to begin? I'm a girl trying to make it in this world full of chaos. People turn to me for advice yet I find it hard to seek myself for advice. I am easy to trust but it's difficult for others to gain my trust. I care more about others than I do myself. I like warm weather. I'm a very patient person but feel like I'm always rushed. I adore my car and love the VW community. I love my dog Odin and miss Cooper dearly. I enjoy getting a good cup of Joe and talking for hours. I bruise very easily and am allergic to cats, kiwis, and mangos. I am very open minded and can relate to most people. I'm a sarcastic person which doesn't transfer over the internet well!Just come talk to me to find out more about me.
Create your own Friend Quiz here
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... one of a kind

My Interests



Music--Movies--Driving/VW--Walking and Talking--Wii--Snowboarding 3 --Beaches/Lakes--Dogs--Game Nights--Video Games--NES--SNES--Vacations--WPT--Water Sports--Exploring New Places--Wake Boarding--Boating--My car

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't talk about being drunk/doing drugs/and sex 24/7. It gets OLD. And people who DON'T do things for attention.

Music:

You know, the good stuff.

Movies:

You know, the good ones.

Television:

I like the News, Girls Next Door, That 70's Show, Drew Carey, Scrubs, American Idol, Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader, Grey's Anatomy, Cops, 1 vs 100, Who's Line, RW/RR, and pretty much anything on the discovery channel.

Books:

Do you think I have time to read?

Heroes:

I have many for different things. You could be my hero.

My Blog

My car got raped

Went to a BBQ last night and had a total blast. A small group of us left to the gas station across the street as I was on 'E'. Pulled up to the pump, got out of the car and everyone surrounded my car ...
Posted by Alliefornication on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:16:00 PST

This bulletin can NOT go unread

Body: 2 tough questions are you ready?If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kidsalready, three who were deaf, two who were blind,one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, wouldyou recomme...
Posted by Alliefornication on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:36:00 PST

Update on my life

   Well for starters my car is yanking even MORE money out of me. Thought I had a tranny leak because the liquid that was leaking was red. Brought it in last night and they jacked it up and ...
Posted by Alliefornication on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:41:00 PST

Nauseating

What kind of sick bastard would make this? OH WAIT, it was that cum drop that made the BUBBLE GUM ones.. *shivers*   So I just sat down from lunch after firing someone and opened up one of those ...
Posted by Alliefornication on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 12:34:00 PST

Things to ponder.

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches...
Posted by Alliefornication on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What do you call a....

*What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying in front of your door? -Matt *What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? -Bob *What do you call a guy with no...
Posted by Alliefornication on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST