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About Me

i am terrified of monty python animations.
i got kicked out of girl scouts when i was younger.
i usually prefer texting to talking on the phone.
i once had a puppy that i named after a file extension.
when i was a teenager, i spent a lot of time in a star wars rpg chatroom pretending to be mara jade, an assassin from the extended universe.
i can play keyboard, and sing, does anyone want to start a band? i miss playing shows.
i once ended a two year relationship in a chinese restaurant.
i cried at the end of twilight princess.
i can't stand to hear the song 'another one bites the dust' because it happened to be playing in the dentist's office when i got three teeth pulled as a child.
i share my birthday with rita hayworth and eminem.
i was named after the character who shot j.r. on dallas.
i have a song in my head at all times.
i watch the food network for hours on end.
if gabe from penny arcade were real, he would be my boyfriend.
i search for the old doritos bag in movies made before 1995.
if the zombies come for us all, i'm joining them without a fight.
i never dress for the occasion. i wear cocktail dresses to keg parties.
i have to be told twice.
i would like to go shopping for office supplies, even though i don't work in an office.
i've never changed my display name.
my retired myspace photos can be found here: one. two. three. four. five.
'i'm from indiana. i know what you're thinking, indiana... mafia. but in indiana it's not like new york where everyone's like, 'we're from new york and we're the best' or 'we're from texas and we like things big' it's more like 'we're from indiana and we're gonna move.' - jim gaffigan.
'while the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.' - mark twain

My Interests

paleo-futurism, pizza express, super nintendo, giving t-rex lap dances, married to the sea, cooking, guys that sing in falsetto, chipotle, photo booths, animal rights, at-at walkers, beer pong, dioramas.

I'd like to meet:

people that make things out of at-at's.
someone else with insomnia to entertain me in the middle of the night.
rob and big.
jordan catalano.
drew from toothpaste for dinner.
a new postal service album.
asimo.
nate fisher.
the drinkers.

Music:

only rap and country.

Movies:

eternal sunshine, battle royale, suicide club, romeo + juliet, the original three star wars movies, spirited away, the shining, zombie movies, horror movies (especially foreign ones).

Television:

six feet under, firefly, good eats, sifl & olly, cowboy bebop. those are really the only shows i need.

Books:

there's a lot of smart ideas in books i've never read, when the girls come talk to me, i wish to hell i had.

Heroes:

i need a hero, i'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.

My Blog

no more polaroids.

yes, it's true.how very sad....
Posted by kristynn on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:53:00 PST

whopper freakout.

i am sad that i live in a country where people lose their minds over not being able to eat a certain kind of hamburger....
Posted by kristynn on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:27:00 PST

an open letter.

dear guys on motorcycles that ride next to me on the highway,not impressed.xoxo.kristynn.
Posted by kristynn on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:16:00 PST

battle of the fake bands, anyone?

i am so excited about this game.yes, i realize i'm already in a band.but this is being in a band, in video game form.two great tastes that taste great together!so who wants to start a band with me? th...
Posted by kristynn on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

life from my parents' couch.

preface: i've been staying at my parents' house, because the lease was up on the apartment, and we had to move out.my dad took my jeans out of the bathroom the other night, and put them in with a load...
Posted by kristynn on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:37:00 PST

high school humor- an ichat excerpt.

marissa: we could start a zine.marissa: why didn't we do that in high school? kristynn: i don't know. kristynn: probably because we would have been kicked out of school. kristynn: cartoons ab...
Posted by kristynn on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:59:00 PST

do you remember?

i don't think i'll ever get used to change.i was just talking about how i don't miss being younger, but i do, so much.well, maybe not so much being younger, but some of the amazing times i had.playing...
Posted by kristynn on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

too much drinking, not enough driving.

i can't wait until winter is over, spring has come and gone, and it's summer again. i miss the temperate nights and the impossibly warm breezes. i miss cooking veggie burgers on the grill. i miss loun...
Posted by kristynn on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

first things first.

i don't know why i'm starting this now, but i am.two nights ago, i dreamt that while walking down the runway in the final battle to win america's next top model the strap on my dress broke and the lef...
Posted by kristynn on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST