So Im not going to make some cock and bull story up about myself which includes a big bad woolfe, Im going to try and write about me, which is very rare nowadays on myspace. This section is called the about me section so i say again Brace yourselves Im going to be writing about me.
A long time ago (about 17 years 7 Months ago) I was born. I was a young child no, I was a baby sized child. I was born on 20th September 1988.
So thats it for now, as people use these for blogs nowa days I will carry this on at a future date.
Thank-you for your time, I hope you have a long and prosperous life unless you come under these following catorgories:
*You have committed a serious crime I.E. Rape, Murder, Child abuse.
*You don't think that I am funny.
*You have a secret fetish for small defenceless animals.
*You are a BNP Member.
*You think that Hitler had his reasons for what he did.
*You call Football Soccer.
*You call american football "Just football"
*You say American football is tougher than rugby.
*Your name is Carl Trewick.
Thanks once again, I hope I diddn't offend you. If I did then get off of my myspace you sensitive cunt
Your IQ Is 135
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Yeah I was surprised too!!!
I Am A Liberal Utilitarian
NEW ABOUT ME FOR DECEMBER 2007
Nearly finished first term of university, its going quite well!
Santa is busy round about this time
I like the Time Team and I'm not ashamed to shout about it, Phil.... What a legend!!!
I enjoy watching the Antiques roadshow, its well funky
My body clock is fucked this month!
I'm going to poland on Boxing day, on my own...
Been to the Tate Liverpool... Twas shitt!
Got loads of new friends!!!
Like coca cola more than ever
Coffee is instead of sleep!
Went to a pre-screening of Cranford, now its a big sucess!
Haven't done my christmas shopping yet :s
Cant wait to go round town with my friends tonight!
I know loads of facts about doncaster, ask me or irish thom!
NEW ABOUT ME OF AUGUST - SEPTEMBER 2007
I have just been to Leeds fest and had a great time
I'm off to The University of Chester to study Television Production with Media in September, leaving donny for 3 years!
I have some new socks and they are groovy as hell
I am Sunburned
I work as a media support worker at THE BRIDGE
Anyone want to go to a secret comedy gig with me, may be able to get you backstage!
Love Life!
Brush my teeth twice a day
Drink lots of milk!
Have exactly £8.50 to my name
Still kool as fuck!
Going to Tut and Shive on Friday
Random bouncers know my name :o
fixed my sunglasses
Wear a dirty trilby
Own an Oxfam blanket
Owned an Oxfam officer issue Trench coat for a weekend (i thought it was living so i threw it away
Sleep on Two pillows so that I have 4 cool sides
NEW ABOUT ME OF JULY 2007
I have a nosey dad who checks up on me by looking at my myspace
I am 18 years old.
I eat meat.
I Work in a "heavily haunted" Pub.
I Don't believe in ghosts.
I like being English.
I like going to different countries.
I am moving away next year to become an extreme sports instructor.
I have a new phone.
I like to make people laugh.
I leave things to the last minute.
I would love to make documentries / comedies.
I will update this thing from time to time.
Cow tipping is fun!
I like smoothie companies who try to be your friend i.e. Innocent
I am the same when i'm drunk as when i'm sober, well maybe a little more confident...
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