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I are Lord Michael Hewitt (The real McCoy!)

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About Me

So Im not going to make some cock and bull story up about myself which includes a big bad woolfe, Im going to try and write about me, which is very rare nowadays on myspace. This section is called the about me section so i say again Brace yourselves Im going to be writing about me. A long time ago (about 17 years 7 Months ago) I was born. I was a young child no, I was a baby sized child. I was born on 20th September 1988. So thats it for now, as people use these for blogs nowa days I will carry this on at a future date. Thank-you for your time, I hope you have a long and prosperous life unless you come under these following catorgories:
*You have committed a serious crime I.E. Rape, Murder, Child abuse.
*You don't think that I am funny.
*You have a secret fetish for small defenceless animals.
*You are a BNP Member.
*You think that Hitler had his reasons for what he did.
*You call Football Soccer.
*You call american football "Just football"
*You say American football is tougher than rugby.
*Your name is Carl Trewick.
Thanks once again, I hope I diddn't offend you. If I did then get off of my myspace you sensitive cunt
Your IQ Is 135
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test Yeah I was surprised too!!!
I Am A Liberal Utilitarian
NEW ABOUT ME FOR DECEMBER 2007
Nearly finished first term of university, its going quite well!
Santa is busy round about this time
I like the Time Team and I'm not ashamed to shout about it, Phil.... What a legend!!!
I enjoy watching the Antiques roadshow, its well funky
My body clock is fucked this month!
I'm going to poland on Boxing day, on my own...
Been to the Tate Liverpool... Twas shitt!
Got loads of new friends!!!
Like coca cola more than ever
Coffee is instead of sleep!
Went to a pre-screening of Cranford, now its a big sucess!
Haven't done my christmas shopping yet :s
Cant wait to go round town with my friends tonight!
I know loads of facts about doncaster, ask me or irish thom!
NEW ABOUT ME OF AUGUST - SEPTEMBER 2007
I have just been to Leeds fest and had a great time
I'm off to The University of Chester to study Television Production with Media in September, leaving donny for 3 years!
I have some new socks and they are groovy as hell
I am Sunburned
I work as a media support worker at THE BRIDGE
Anyone want to go to a secret comedy gig with me, may be able to get you backstage!
Love Life!
Brush my teeth twice a day
Drink lots of milk!
Have exactly £8.50 to my name
Still kool as fuck!
Going to Tut and Shive on Friday
Random bouncers know my name :o
fixed my sunglasses
Wear a dirty trilby
Own an Oxfam blanket
Owned an Oxfam officer issue Trench coat for a weekend (i thought it was living so i threw it away
Sleep on Two pillows so that I have 4 cool sides
NEW ABOUT ME OF JULY 2007
I have a nosey dad who checks up on me by looking at my myspace
I am 18 years old.
I eat meat.
I Work in a "heavily haunted" Pub.
I Don't believe in ghosts.
I like being English.
I like going to different countries.
I am moving away next year to become an extreme sports instructor.
I have a new phone.
I like to make people laugh.
I leave things to the last minute.
I would love to make documentries / comedies.
I will update this thing from time to time.
Cow tipping is fun!
I like smoothie companies who try to be your friend i.e. Innocent
I am the same when i'm drunk as when i'm sober, well maybe a little more confident...
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My Interests

Magic, Football, Friends, Parties, Piss-ups, Water Sports, Climbing, Extreme sprts with a small eliment of danger. I also would like to be a surfer but unfortunatly I live in Yorkshire which is about as far away as you can get from the sea :p
I Am A Liberal Utilitarian

I'd like to meet:

Everyone of my influences along with anyone who would like to meet me without a criminal record. Also anybody who has found many of the things I have lost in my life and posted them back to me!! Thanks!

Music:

Feeder, (brill live) Eminem, Arctic Monkeys (yeah), Kaiser Chiefs, (uber secret gig, twas amazing!) Coldplay, yeah yeah yeahs, !!!, Keane, Greenday, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers (good Live!) The 1990's, Amy Winehouse, Babyshambles, Ludwig van Beethoven, Cameo, Black Rebel Motorcycle club, Bloc Party, British sea power, New shoes, Clor, Cold war kids, the cribs, The flaming lips, The Neon Plastix (love these live!) Gruff Rhys (amazing!), Paolo Nutini, Jamie T, (amazing Live) The Kinks, Klaxons, (Amazing Live) The Libertines, Maximo park, (great Live!) Moby, Muse, Arcade Fire (Amazing Live!) Okay Go!, Patrick Wolf, (Amazing Live!) Wolfman, All American Rejects(go kirsty ;) ), Oasis, U2, Franz Ferdinand, Razorlight, Bob Marley, The Beatles, Orphan Child REDSHED, REM, CSS, (Amazing live!) Bjork, The Cure, The Coral, The Smashing Pumpkins (wasnt too impressed!) Paul Weller, The Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Pull Tiger Tail, Radiohead, Hadouken! The Rakes!, The Rapture, Rumble Strips, The Raconteurs, Shy Child, Goldie lookin' chain (great live!) The Stone Roses, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Styke Council, The Strokes, Super Tramp, Tenacious D, The Twang, The Noisettes, (great live) The pigeon detectives, (great live) The Wombats, Gogol Bordello, (best live band ever!!!) Dizee Rascal (only hip hop person i like). Bold = seen live

Movies:

Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, THe Pirates of the carribean, Superman!!!! (all the films apart from 4) and most war films. I also like a good comedy! I dont really like horror films, i find them boring as most of them are too predictable and have similar story lines.

Television:

8 out of 10 cats, QI, The Office, Friday night with Jonathan Ross, Anything without Ant and Dec in!! Never mind the buzzcocks, room 101, Have I got news for you, Tots tv, Rosie and jim, Pingu......Gone too far? I think not!!

Books:

Parry Hotter, Hherlock Solmes, any Ceremy Jlarkson Books!

Heroes:

jiminy cricket, Dave Hankinson, The aristocracy!
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My Blog

Things that make me happy!

Being that optimum temperature, not to hot, not to cold Curtains are the warmest things in the world ever, its a well know fact!Socks that have been on the radiator are equally satisfying!Being too wa...
Posted by I are Lord Michael Hewitt (The real McCoy!) on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:00:00 PST

My Dentist!

..>I don't know about anyone else but for the past 17 years of my life I havn't been to botherd by the prospect of visiting the dentist, its only within the last year that my dentist has takent an int...
Posted by I are Lord Michael Hewitt (The real McCoy!) on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:10:00 PST

Deal or no deal, what were those tv executives thinking??

Well, If Noel came to me with the idea for a game which involves no skill, Bloated people and An old fashioned telephone I would have said "No Fucking Deal!"Well the reasonably new show "Deal or No De...
Posted by I are Lord Michael Hewitt (The real McCoy!) on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 04:56:00 PST

I dont know the answer? do you?

People of MySpace!I am in a dilemma!I have found somthing that "I" Michael Hewitt cannot answer!!!I hear you saying, no this cannot be possible but alas it is!So here is my question without an answer!...
Posted by I are Lord Michael Hewitt (The real McCoy!) on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:51:00 PST

What is it with?

What is it with those questionairres people post on myspace? I mean the only people probibly interested in them are themselves. I'm not going to lie, i have done it in the past but every time i h...
Posted by I are Lord Michael Hewitt (The real McCoy!) on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:58:00 PST

Observations of Lord Hewitt Volume 1

So Observations. Ob-ser-vay-shons   Bowling. Horrible thing Ten Pin Bowling, When you score a strike it is impossible to Celebrate or infact walk back to your seat/standing position&nbs...
Posted by I are Lord Michael Hewitt (The real McCoy!) on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:50:00 PST