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About Me

Layout made by B Sheed Wallace at Ladetano .I'm almost 24 years young, and i'm planning on dying in 26 years. For all you math magicians, that means i wanna die when i'm 50. Why you ask? Well, see, when you die and go to heaven or hell, and when you're old, like say 75, you'll probably have a sex drive of a snail, and no woman will even look at you unless, of course you have money (ya, tough luck buddy boy). When you're 50 years old, you can still get some pretty good looking ass, so ya, that's why i wanna die when i'm 50.

My Interests

I like to go to the beach and clean it up, because we need to keep our oceans clean. If you wanna join, call 1800 968 7429. (Go on your phone and spell it out)

I'd like to meet:

The guy version of me. Oops i mean girl, i square to God i did. It tastes good eating lakers for breakfast

Music:

--MUSIC----- I absolutely love Queen, ya if Freddie Mercury was alive, i'd be his sex slave. Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Bush, 311, Radiohead, Muse, Moody Blues, Deep Purple, Tool, Iron Maiden, Foo Fighters, The Doors, The sexiest man ever "GUNTHER", Bone Thugs N Harmony, No Doubt, Def Leppard, Third Eye Blind, Snoop Dogg, Sash!, ATB, Micheal Jackson (pre gay days), Metallica, Warren G, GARTH BROOKS, BILLY RAY CYRUS, THE DIXIE CHICKS, ya i'm only kidding. I don't know man i like a lot of music. I don't think i'm that picky. Oh ya and Paul Baghdadlian's OG songs back from the 70's.

Movies:

--MOVIES----- Bram Stoker's Dracula, Pink Floyd's "THE WALL", All the Austin Powers movies,Kill Bill I & II, Dumb and Dumber, White Chicks, Old School, Tomcats, The Little Mermaid, Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, The Never Ending Story, The Wedding Singer, There's Something About Mary, The Goonies, All the Police Academy movies, Beetlejuice, i could go on for hours, i thik this is enough for now...

Television:

--TELEVISION----- I watch ESPN most of the time...Conan OBrien as well whenever i get a chance. I don't really watch tv, but i use to watch shows like Full House, Kids Incorporated, Step By Step, Family Matters, Fresh Prince, Growing Pains (Boner, still can't get over that name haha) Beavis and Butthead (of course), Salute Your Shorts, Are You Afraid Of the Dark, Pinky and the Brain, The Muppet Babies, The Smurfs, Tail Spin, SNL, Raw, Hey Dude, Smackdown, Monday Night Football, and of course my beloved DETROIT PISTONS!! 2007 NBA CHAMPS!! FUCK BEN WALLACE!! I still watch them though, and ya, this is plenty i think...

Books:

--BOOKS----- The Catcher In the Rye by J.D. Sallinger is the best book ever, that's like totally about my life. Holden Caulfield is my hero. Read it, it's a great, and a quick read too. I read FHM, even though that's not a book, but still, i don't really have time to read, oh ya and i read the Bible whenever i get a chance.

Heroes:

--HEROES----- Hmmm.... well, like i said above, Holden Caulfield, and mmm... Jesus Christ, of course. That's about it for now i guess.