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Jill

Tah-dah!

About Me





My Interests

If I could marry inanimate objects, these would be those lucky things:

Vanilla Stoli and Vernors

Champagne

Riding on a Harley

Short walks on the beach

Booze

Chili dogs

Mayo, only the real stuff!

Perfect margaritas with tons of olives

Alcohol

Speaking in a fake Southern accent

Jagerbombs

Beer

Food

Dancing up a storm

Pictures while tractor riding

Latin tattoos that say "I like pie"

Flowers, Lots of flowers

These things, I wouldn't marry, but they are interests of mine:

Manic Mondays

Keeping fish until they die

Toe jam

Doing handstands

Karaoke, you should hear my angelic voice

Dancing to the beat of my own drum

Smoking clove cigarettes at the bar

Making people take lots of pictures of me

Wearing panties that say "bon jour" or "bon appetit"

The BeeGees!

I'd like to meet:

Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and drunk people.

Music:


Anything I can shake my juicy booty to! Or old stuff, like The Carpenters.

Movies:


Funny stuff. Scary stuff. Any movie will do.

Television:


Reality rocks!

Books:


I hate books.

Heroes:


People who ride Harleys. Fun! Oh, and alcoholics.

My Blog

Tube socks on St patties day

Fuckin fantasical is all I can say. Tube socks on St. Patty’s day! Tube socks any day are fun as fuck. Drinking in them brings me good luck. Drinking, drinking, I love booze. But it doesn’...
Posted by Jill on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:21:00 PST

The proper way to eat a hot dog

A hot dog from GFS, split down the middle and grilled. Top with tomato, cheese and mayo. Put on a hoagie bun. Order with french fries and a side of ranch. Yummy....
Posted by Jill on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:32:00 PST

Side ponies!

Awesome stuff. I love to wear side ponytails. You haven't lived until your hair touches only one side of your neck. I have this sweet ponytail holder with a big brown flower. Looks killer in my side s...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 03:19:00 PST

Peanut throwing frenzy!

Oh yeah! Violently, magically. Kind of like a bird. Sweep them off the table. Fast! Or throw them in the air. Just as long as they hit the ground.
Posted by Jill on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

Rain is sweet!

I am rather fond of rain drops on my face, not that it happens very often. But, I like it! Next time it rains, I should take a walk. Maybe near the bay. Or, maybe not. I have a pair of nifty...
Posted by Jill on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:05:00 PST

All beef wieners!

Got a chili dog today. Love 'em! But, Mitchell St. Pub was a let down. Meat chili gave me the burps. Bun was as hard as my ass. Wiener was smaller than I prefer. And I could go on,...
Posted by Jill on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:51:00 PST