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Bill

If words were wisdom, I'd be talking even more.

About Me

Lemme see if I can give you all the things you might want to know about me in a quick list...

- I'm a dork. Seriously.
- I'm married. She's nice, I'm not.
- I'm kinda tall.
- I play the guitar. Just not very well.
- I like dogs more than I like people.
- I don't like Ben Stiller.
- My friends are all better than me.

That's about it, I guess.

R.I.P. Pooh Bear 12/30/2000 - 6/15/2007

My Interests

..I have a few interests, but I don't like to talk about my flare. Or is it flair? Either way, if you really want to know what I'm interested in, you'll have to ask me.

I'd like to meet:



All was good, all was grand... until the ape shit hit the fan...

Music:

..I like music.

I like these bands:
Led Zeppelin, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Monster Magnet, Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Smashing Pumpkins, STP, Velvet Revolver, Guns N' Roses, Greenhaven, Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Movies:

..Here are some movies I liked: Snakes on a Plane, V for Vendetta, America Beauty, American History X, Batman Begins, Anchorman, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Star Wars, Spider-Man, Se7en, As Good As It Gets, X-Men...

I should also point out that I have a soft spot for shitty B-Movies. I love Python, Octopus, Boa vs Python, Raptor, etc...

Television:

..Television is ok. Always Sunny in Philadelphia is awesome. Lost is pretty cool. And I always like a good Seinfeld rerun.

Books:

..I enjoy reading.

Currently reading: Fables

Some stuff I liked: Brave New World, Y: The Last Man, 1984, Jurassic Park, Animal Farm, Astonishing X-Men, Preacher, V for Vendetta, Incredible Hulk, Calvin & Hobbes, Anthem, Watchmen, Transmetropolitan

Heroes:

..Bill Watterson, George Carlin, Jack Kirby, Aldous Huxley, Joe Perry, and Jimmy Page

My Blog

Bill vs. Random Nonsense

A mixed bag of things on my mind today:1. www.yesformarriage.com - This is a group trying to pass Prop 102 to add a ban on gay marriage to the state constitution.  Apart from the ludicrous idea o...
Posted by Bill on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:12:00 PST

Bill vs. Dominant Male Monkey Motherfuckers

Every once in a while I am reminded that I am pretty out of touch with the dominant male attitudes in our culture.  Like when I found out NASCAR was the most watched 'sport' in America.  Or ...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:05:00 PST

Bill vs. SPAM

I have just received one of the most hilariously sad spam messages ever... Do I look so old now that even the fake internet girls think I should be with some one more like their mom's age?  Yikes...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:09:00 PST

Bill vs. Football

The 2008-2009 NFL regular season started yesterday.  As the only organized sport I give a flying fuck about, this is sort of exciting.  Unfortunately, before I can properly enjoy the season,...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:46:00 PST

Bill vs. Birthday Celebrations

For those of you that have expressed interest in helping me celebrate my birthday, I will be out tomorrow (Saturday the 23rd) seeing Greenhaven and getting drunk.So if you want to come hangout, I'll b...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:48:00 PST

Bill vs. Maturity

For the longest time now I've been completely unable to watch commercials for Cox Cable that feature attractive females without laughing.  Every time they say something like "I was tired of DSL, ...
Posted by Bill on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:17:00 PST

Bill vs. Mourning

This last weekend George Carlin died.  (He didn't "expire" or "pass away".  He died.)  And since then I've been thinking about exactly how big of an influence he was on me.  Chance...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:59:00 PST

Bill vs. Snoopy Anniversary Cards

This past weekend was my 5th wedding anniversary.  Five years is a long time to do much of anything, and I guess that makes it something to be proud of.  That said, being married to Aspen is...
Posted by Bill on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:40:00 PST

Bill vs. Moving Day

It's been several months in the making, but it's finally happening.  I am moving to my new office first thing tomorrow morning.The Good: I get a door.  That closes.  No more cubicles.&n...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:57:00 PST

Bill vs. Fucking Little Moneys

I want to talk for a moment about gas prices.  I know, I know... but not in the way you think.  Believe me, I'm sick of hearing people bitch about it, too.But my gripe is not with the COST o...
Posted by Bill on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:02:00 PST