My name is Mindy and I have super bionic powers.
Alright, no, I'm not a real super hero. In reality, I can only read minds if the book I'm reading is in Third Person Omniscient, I can only solve big problems when I correctly predict the ending to House MD, I can only fly in my John Dorian-like daydreams, and the only time I have radioactive powers is a couple of hours after I have my high school cafeteria food. However, I deserve a cape for my outstanding puns and my amazing Tetris skills. My kryptonite list includes spiders, Voldemort, another Ross and Rachel breakup, and unanswered questions on the show LOST. I act, which is pretty super in itself. Everyone involved in theatre at school makes my life a little more happy each day, and I love it more than everything ever, and nothing will change that. I've obsessively watched old movies and television shows since I was little, and acting has been something I've been involved in since seventh grade. Now, I'm finally on my way to being an upperclassman in high school and my days are spent acting, attempting improvisation, writing, doodling, job hunting, driver's edding, foruming, Skyping, Tetris-ing, correcting grammar for Mr. Boss Man Riggs, and stalking my future husband - Steve Martin. And what's more impressive, I can do all of this while saving the world and listening to the best, The Beatles, on my iPod.
I'm pretty exceptional for a mediocre person.
In conclusion, I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!
"If you think you know awesome, but have never got to know Mindy, then you're mistaken. Mindy defines awesome. She is ridiculously fun, breathtakingly intelligent, and kind beyond all possibility. You'll never meet a better person. Ever. I give you my lifetime guarantee." - Señor Cheeseball
Decrease world suck!
