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s(kyla)rk

amor en un elevator

About Me

newly obsessed with karelian pies, vagabonding and rick astley.

My Interests

old growth forests, etymology, crosswords, heritage flakes.

I'd like to meet:

internet predators (including Kahzakstani popstar Billy Sexcrime)

Music:

i prefer Lennon to Mccartney but like them together best of all and Prince will always hold a special place in my dancing pants.

Movies:

Instead of listing some movies I do like I will tell you about my two LEAST favorite movies of all time which are "Phenomenon" starring John Travolta and "Bicentennial Man" starring Robin Williams. I had the misfortune of seeing both of them in the theater many years ago and the pain still remains. Im warning you either film could induce suicide upon viewing. Please dont watch these movies, they are long and insanely boring.

Television:

AD, PBS, MSNBCBS

Books:

Lolita, East of Eden, the Bell Jar, Professor and the Madman: the making of the Oxford English Dictionary, Anna Karenina, Shakey, Heavier than Heaven, Franny and Zooey, The Red Pony, Island of the Blue Dolphins, In Cold Blood, Peter Nabokov's Native American Testimony.

Heroes:

mike jones (not the rapper)

My Blog

Ode to Antonio

Oh Antonio, Proprietor of El 6 de Julio, server of savory treats, pourer of beers... I was smitten the first time you served me tortilla de patata alongside my icy mug of Cruzcampo, its oily...
Posted by s(kyla)rk on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST

this used to be my "about me" but its really about others

I want to be the phillips head screwdriver to society's screw. I want to get something done. Like make people think about the statement "support our troops". What the fuck does that mean anyway? Does ...
Posted by s(kyla)rk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST