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jawstone

To know I hate with the passion with which I love is a travesty.

About Me



MySpace.com is suckin' dixxx, holmes!

I am from central Pennsylvania. It's very boring here. I am fat. I kinda have the Boston Red Sox era Johnny Damon look...if he were to let himself go. I really love to drink; it could be a problem. My pictures are pretty deceiving, so if you think I look "cute" and/or "hot", you're setting yourself up for dissapointment, haha.

Oh yeah, check these out:
livejournal.
last (dot) fm.
dvd aficionado.
photobucket.
listal.
multiply.

My Interests

music. boston red sox. reading. single malt scotch. sketching/doodling. masturbation. philadelphia. microbrews. writing. canon powershot sd10/digital photography. video games/playstation 2. action figures. shows/concerts. howard stern. voltron. detroit lions. camel smokes. detroit pistons. dark comedy. max ernst. dave louapre/dan sweetman. atheism.

I'd like to meet:



Other than these dudes? Probably no one.

Music:

mike patton. steve albini. jason pierce. michael gira. roky erickson. ken andrews. kool keith. johnny cash. dan nakamura. jello biafra. elvis costello. the mars volta. fugazi. melvins. pink floyd. comets on fire. the icarus line. skinny puppy. chromelodeon. sadaharu. the velvet underground. the decemberists. jeff mangum. elliott smith. black sabbath. the brian jonestown massacre. sam beam. tom waits. greg dulli. eric b and rakim. guns n' roses. calla. tool. john mclaughlin/mahavishnu orchestra. sonic youth. the murder city devils.

Movies:

quentin tarantino. stanley kubrick. darren aronofsky. tarsem singh. kevin smith. terry gilliam. guy ritchie. wes anderson. martin scorcese. francis ford coppola. oliver stone. christopher nolan.

Television:

forensic files. law and order svu. the state. mr show. the sopranos. aqua teen hunger force. da ali g show. curb your enthusiasm. family guy. the simpsons. chappelle's show. reno 911! kids in the hall. seinfeld. stella. upright citizens brigade. aqua teen hunger force. late night with conan o'brien.

Books:

charles bukowski. chuck palahniuk. jonathan swift. kurt vonnegut jr. henry rollins. ee cummings. hp lovecraft. jim carroll. irvine welsh. charles baudelaire. ambrose bierce. denis johnson. saul williams.

Heroes:

anybody who can embarass themselves on purpose and not care.

My Blog

1977

When I look into your big brown eyes And I feel like I'm in paradise I want you by my side 'Cause I'm affected, 'fected Yeah, I'm affected, 'fected Well I'm affected And all I want is you Didn't kno...
Posted by jawstone on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:50:00 PST

poops.

I think I might've officially given up on The Flight of the Conchords. I tried to like it, but there just isn't enough funny parts in it for me to continue watching it. Plus, the whole singing comedy ...
Posted by jawstone on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:56:00 PST

Flesh is flesh.

I remember when, when i first moved here, a long time ago, ´cause i heard some song i used to hear back then, a lone time ago. i remember when, even further back, in another town, ´cause i saw somethi...
Posted by jawstone on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:11:00 PST

This isn't happening...

That there That's not me I go Where I please I walk through walls I float down the Liffey I'm not here This isn't happening I'm not here I'm not here In a little while I'll be gone The mom...
Posted by jawstone on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST

I remember when I COMPLETELY related to the lyrics on Shai Hulud's debut album...

Now it's pretty much only this song:Outside the Boundaries of a Friend Avoid the mirror lest I break it. With the stone that serves as my heart. Accept this pretty package named friend. Except this it...
Posted by jawstone on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:24:00 PST

YEAH...

Well people look and people stare Well I don't think that I even care You work your life away and what do they give? You're only killing yourself to live Killing yourself to live Killing yourself to l...
Posted by jawstone on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST

THE YEAR'S BEST...

THE FIFTEEN BEST RECORDS OF 200601. Man Man - "Six Demon Bag"02. Liars - "Drum's Not Dead"03. Beirut - "Gulag Orkestar"04. Black Moth Super Rainbow + The Octopus Project - "The House of Apples and Eye...
Posted by jawstone on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:43:00 PST

Being sick & miserable deep throats a cock, let me tell ya...

I'm sitting here listening to the Beach Boys and drinking green tea. I get sick, and become a fucking hippy? Weird. Anyway...keep an eye out for my elitist list of "records of the year", "EPs/singles ...
Posted by jawstone on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST

Instructions on being me:

#01. Be inherently lazy.#02. Be socially awkward.#03. Be completely undesirable to women.#04. Never try.#05. Be a cynical asshole.#06. Get used to being ignored in a public setting.#07. Eat lots of ba...
Posted by jawstone on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:17:00 PST

I NEED TO HAVE SOME SEX ALREADY...

SERIOUSLY.
Posted by jawstone on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:21:00 PST