music. boston red sox. reading. single malt scotch. sketching/doodling. masturbation. philadelphia. microbrews. writing. canon powershot sd10/digital photography. video games/playstation 2. action figures. shows/concerts. howard stern. voltron. detroit lions. camel smokes. detroit pistons. dark comedy. max ernst. dave louapre/dan sweetman. atheism.
Other than these dudes? Probably no one.
mike patton. steve albini. jason pierce. michael gira. roky erickson. ken andrews. kool keith. johnny cash. dan nakamura. jello biafra. elvis costello. the mars volta. fugazi. melvins. pink floyd. comets on fire. the icarus line. skinny puppy. chromelodeon. sadaharu. the velvet underground. the decemberists. jeff mangum. elliott smith. black sabbath. the brian jonestown massacre. sam beam. tom waits. greg dulli. eric b and rakim. guns n' roses. calla. tool. john mclaughlin/mahavishnu orchestra. sonic youth. the murder city devils.
quentin tarantino. stanley kubrick. darren aronofsky. tarsem singh. kevin smith. terry gilliam. guy ritchie. wes anderson. martin scorcese. francis ford coppola. oliver stone. christopher nolan.
forensic files. law and order svu. the state. mr show. the sopranos. aqua teen hunger force. da ali g show. curb your enthusiasm. family guy. the simpsons. chappelle's show. reno 911! kids in the hall. seinfeld. stella. upright citizens brigade. aqua teen hunger force. late night with conan o'brien.
charles bukowski. chuck palahniuk. jonathan swift. kurt vonnegut jr. henry rollins. ee cummings. hp lovecraft. jim carroll. irvine welsh. charles baudelaire. ambrose bierce. denis johnson. saul williams.
anybody who can embarass themselves on purpose and not care.