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Name: Kelly 
Birthdate: sometime in march 
Birthplace: poorest state in the union 
Current Location: dc 
Eye Color: maybe hazel 
Hair Color: almost black 
Height: not as tall as i'd like 
Weight: n/a 
Piercings: of course 
Tatoos: just one 
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: it's complicated 
Overused Phraze: right 
FAVORITES 
Food: red rice 
Candy: red vines 
Number: 2 
Color: red 
Animal: i have a penchant for insects 
Drink: water or boiled whole milk with sugar 
Alcohol Drink: beer 
Bagel: with cream cheese 
Letter: never thought of that before 
Body Part on Opposite sex: as long as they are male 
This or That 
Pepsi or Coke: neither 
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither 
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon 
Hot tea or Ice tea: chai tea 
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla 
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee 
Kiss or Hug: they go together like a wink and a smile 
Dog or Cat: and so do they 
Rap or Punk: i'd have to say punk 
Summer or Winter: how about just the sun 
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny 
Love or Money: why is this an ultimatum? 
YOUR... 
Bedtime: anytime 
Most Missed Memory: if i missed it, then how could i remember it? 
Best phyiscal feature: eyebrows 
First Thought Waking Up: shit, on so many levels 
Goal for this year: i'm still trying to complete ones from 1996 
Best Friends: bear cubs 
Weakness: attachment 
Fears: heights and plane crashes 
Heritage: american brown bear 
Longest relationship: 25 years, 11 months and 2 weeks with myself 
HAVE YOU... 
Ever Drank: wholeheartedly 
Ever Smoked: with nerves 
Pot: but i didn't like it 
Ever been Drunk: of course 
Ever been beaten up: i recently fell off my bike 
Ever beaten someone up: nope 
Ever Shoplifted: a band-aid 
Ever Skinny Dipped: maybe 
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: wouldn't you know it, not just once... 
Been Dumped Lately: nope 
IN A GUY/GIRL 
Favorite Eye Color: as long as they have eyes 
Favorite Hair Color: and nice hair 
Short or Long: that's not in a shoddy mullet 
Height: and are taller than me 
Style: but not too metrosexual 
Looks or Personality: and can make me laugh 
Hot or Cute with an animated character 
Drugs and Alcohol: but aren't judegmental or fundamentalists, 
Muscular or Really Skinny: i like most guys with a keen sense of humor 
RANDOMS 
Number of Regrets in the Past: myriads 
What country do you want to Visit: i got this covered 
How do you want to Die: well, after death i'd like to be cremated 
Been to the Mall Lately: nope 
Do you like Thunderstorms: of course 
Get along with your Parents: more than i'd ever hoped 
Health Freak: antonony (so-so) 
Do you think your Attractive: all americans have image issues 
Believe in Yourself: sometimes, i say my over and over and i become confused 
Want to go to College: again? 
Do you Smoke: didn't we cover this? 
Do you Drink: and this? 
Shower Daily: even if only with 1 bucket of cold water 
Been in Love: am everyday 
Do you Sing: in a car 
Want to get Married: sometimes 
Do you want Children: first, marriage 
Have your future kids names planned out: i admit it, yes--oliver and louisa 
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 41 
Hate anyone: besides gwen stefani (isn't she too old to be singing 'hollaback girl"), NO 
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