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I am awesome all the time. Especially right now. I've seen a dragon. Birds are scared of me, for good reason. I've walked a mile in my own shoes. I once found four dollars. The only thing i fear is a bear with sharks for arms. I've eaten a car. I'm fairly certain that I am immortal. Have you heard of the sun? Yeah, you're welcome. I can count to brown. My keyboard is made of razor blades. My only weakness is bullets made of my bones. I'm more extreme than a guy getting the electric chair while falling from a plane. I invented water.
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The blog less finished

I got a new computer at work, so I was cleaning off all the crap I have on my current pc, and stumbled across these half written blogs, so here they are, still un finished1. I think I just forgot abou...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT

things I hate and why...

I hate people who go to fast food restaurants and stare at the menu like they've never been there before. It drives me insane. Fat Guy in front of me: You have huge hot sauce stains on the front of y...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:51:00 GMT

two hours in...

I am really liking my hair today, but alas, no one important(other than myself) will see it. Aqua Teen hunger force movie was ok, it really dragged. Imagine a single episode that lasts an hour and a ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:35:00 GMT

the weather, a heart of gold, and the worst thing ever...

So what;s the deal with all the pollen? It's coated everything, as it does every year. Just like every other year, it's wreaking havoc on me, probably like everybody else. I was thinking about pollen ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:39:00 GMT

File under misc...

So basically, this is just a bunch of random thoughts. I wish I'd have known how great being a kid was while i was still able to appreciate it. I sat on my porch yesterday and watched a couple of kids...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:21:00 GMT

oh yeah...

     I decided late last week that I should stop being such an angry driver. I figured what was the point of yelling at horrible drivers if they aren't even smart enough to learn. ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 22:22:00 GMT

Another week crawls to an end...

           Friday sucks, the reason you ask? because it means that there are only two full days before the week starts anew. It's depressing, i know. B...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:31:00 GMT

SAW III...I wish I'd never SAW it...

Saw III was stupid, it was more of a drama than anything else, and it sucked even as a drama. I would rather watch Real Genius eight times in a row thatn watch saw III again. In fairness, what did I ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:24:00 GMT

The Debauchery of Soy Whipped Cream and the Hitler of Design...

       Ok, so any vegan/vegetarian folks who may be reading this need to check this out, I guess non-vegan folks can read this also.. Soy whipped cream in a can(at Whole...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:41:00 GMT

Happy to be alive...

    I'm happy to be alive, and you should be too.         No, I haven't had a close call with death or anything like that.     It just seems...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 23:19:00 GMT