I am such a stinker |
today my mom was looking for one of her shoes for 10 minutes or so because she was going to take me for a walk. she looked in every room and under every piece of furniture, but she never found it. kno...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:53:00 GMT |
The funniest thing happened on my walk... |
I was walking today and I had just picked up this nice stick, when I smelled something lovely. I investigated and there was free perfume sprayed against a light post. When my mom wasn't looking a laye...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:20:00 GMT |
stink butt |
today i have the stinkiest gas ever! i keep clearing the room without even trying. i get really embarassed and i put my head down hoping nobody will notice, but they do. then they fan the air and leav...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Mar 2005 02:01:00 GMT |
Harley the chihuahua |
Yesterday I was assulted at the Bark Park by a skinny little punk named Harley. He was wearing a spiked collar and he just came out of nowhere and mounted me! It was my first time, and I never imagine...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Feb 2005 16:13:00 GMT |
Bee Sting! |
Two days ago I was stung by a bee, right near my armpit. I licked and licked and licked it, and now it is a bit swollen and red. Mom thinks she got the stinger out, and she has gotten some white stuff...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Feb 2005 16:11:00 GMT |
Barf |
This morning I threw up twice on the bed. Mom was not very happy, but she still cleaned it up and laid next to me. Then she had to wash the sheets, and she gave me a bath! I was not happy about that b...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Feb 2005 16:10:00 GMT |
