SexyNsmart

You've made it all the way here, so I guess I'll entertain ya for a minute because you were nice enough and made the effort! Therefore, here are a few mathematical jokes since I'm an engineer and all that jazz...lol..Enjoy!Romance MathematicsSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy~~~~~Shopping MathA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.~~~~~General Equations & Statistics* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. * A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. * A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. * A successful woman is one who can find such a man.~~~~~Hope you enjoyed your stay :)...now for questions about myself, I'll keep that to our conversation, its more fun that way!Cheers!