My name is Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini. I was born on July 29th 1883 and am currently 123 years old! Many of you know me from my days in Italy, but after I staged my death I decided I'd live my life in America. Ever since I came to America I've become a devout neo-conservative and Christian.
I've also been courting a certain Ann Coulter and am quite taken by her. She reminds me of me when I was a young lad! I really do enjoy her company and I am considering proposing to her!
Billy O'Reilly and I are really close friends as well, I even help him out on his show from time to time! Sometimes I write his beloved section called "Talking Points" when he's spent the night with Rush having some fun and forgot to write up a script.
I'm also great friends with Ariel Sharon and have even given him pointers from time to time! It's incredibly depressing that he fell into a coma and didn't finish spread fascism to the middle east!
