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Benny Jones

In 1989, John Rambo had an illegitimate son, to protect his son from the Soviets, Rambo hid his son

About Me

I think laughter is the best medicine known to man, unless your diabetic..... then insulin is the best medicine! I like people who can just relax and have fun because that's what life is all about enjoying yourself and the people around you...people that are too serious about everything make me want to spew all over them and myself and then punch a baby!! no jk that was a test, if that offended you then you take things too seriously because honestly who would punch a baby? But seriously why work too haard to enjoy anything when all your work will count for nothing when you die? obviously we should make good decisions that will make things better for us and the people we love and i'm starting to sound like an old man so i'm gonna shut up now. but God, family, and the pursuit of dreams, in that order. MyGen Profile Generator
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Name: Brandon Vincent Jones
Birthday: 1/1/1989
Birthplace: Amarillo TX
Current Location: Liberal KS
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown/black
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: italian/indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: black nikes
Your Weakness: pretty faces and kryptonite
Your Fears: zombies, spiders, being a nobody for the rest of my life, and certain girls
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, mushroom, sausage, bell pepper, chicken, and beef
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a motorcycle and pass all my classes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: huh?
Thoughts First Waking Up: huh? crap i'm late!
Your Best Physical Feature: my huge bicepts, rippling body and..... jk
Your Bedtime: after i finish working
Your Most Missed Memory: watching movies w/ my grandpa
Pepsi or Coke: dr. pepper! sucka please!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK fo sho!
Single or Group Dates: depends.. usually single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither... dr. pepper sucka please!
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: sometimes....
Do you Sing: only when nobody can hear me
Do you Shower Daily: heck yeah!
Have you Been in Love: perhaps....
Do you want to go to College: i already am... sucka please!
Do you want to get Married: heck yeah! to Alessandra Ambrosio
Do you belive in yourself: belive what about myself??? cmon cut it out slick!
Do you get Motion Sickness: forget about it!
Do you think you are Attractive: well i did but according to the signs... i believe i was mistaken
Are you a Health Freak: a little
Do you get along with your Parents: yes if they give me money! lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: storms are the best!
Do you play an Instrument: not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no sir
In the past month have you Smoked: a little
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no sir
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah.... it was gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: probly
In the past month have you been Dumped: .......
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: cmon its winter!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: uhhhhhhh..... no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: in different words... stupid childish prick i recall
Ever been Beaten up: oh yes... tssk tssk tssk many times
Ever Shoplifted: oh yes im quite gifted in that area.... back in the day....
How do you want to Die: read my blog
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: filmmaker
What countries would you most like to Visit: brazil, jamaica, italy, amsterdam, and ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me lol not fat
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: i dunno alot
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few
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My Interests

God, Steak, Being alone, Hockey, Eating, Hangin' out with my familia and amigos, Boxing, Poker, Movies, Rock climbing, Riding four-wheelers, Running, and trying to get buff.

I'd like to meet:

My unborn children!!! Rafael, Silviano and his twin brother Santino, Xavier, and Sophia! And Alessandra Ambrosio their mother!!!My Biological Fathers Vin Diesel, Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, John Travolta, 50 Cent, and Mark Wahlberg.My Soulmates Alessandra Ambrosio, Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan, Naomi Watts, Carmella DeCesare, Salma Hayek, Giada DeLaurentiis, Jennifer Garner, Eva Mendes, Natalie Portman, Racheal McAdams, and Stacy Keibler.

Music:

I pretty much like a little bit of everything, EXEPT COUNTRY! Old school Rock n'Roll like twisted sister, the scorpions, and def leppard oh yeah and oldies like Elvis and Richie Valense are my favorites.

Movies:

1. The Godfather 2. XXX 3. Pitch Black 4. Saving Private Ryan 5. Raging Bull 6. Goodfellas 7. The Departed 8. Eragon 9. Casino 10. Braveheart 11. Gladiator 12. The Punisher 13. The Italian Job 15. Memento 16. Donnie Darko 17. The Butterfly Effect 18. The Rock 19. The Unforgiven 20. Get Carter 21. Identity 22. Untouchables 23. Scarface 24. MI:3 25. Last Man Standing 26. Die Hard 27. History of Violence 28. Boondock Saints 29. The Matrix 30. Four Brothers 31. Grease 32. Swordfish 33. Knock Around Guys 34. LOTR The Fellowship of the Ring 35. A Man Apart 36. Man on Fire 37. Road to Perdition 38. 300 39. Jurassic Park 40. The Lost World 41. The Fast and the Furious 42. Con Air 43. Gridiron Gang 44. Walking Tall 45. 007 Casino Royale 46. Desperado 47. Mask of Zorro 48. Fight Club 49. Troy 50. Equilibrium 51. Training Day 52. Unbreakable 53. Inside Man 54. The Whole Nine yards 55. The Professional 56. Bourne Identity 57. Resivour Dogs 58. Original Sin 59. Forrest Gump 60. Black Hawk Down 61. Lucky Number Slevin 62. The Jackal 63. Sin City 64. Maverick 65. Unleashed 65. The Last Samuri 66. Heartbreak Ridge 67. Young Guns 68. Young Guns II 69. Lord of War 70. The Hunted 71. Rounders 72. 28 Days Later 73. The Number 23 74. The Good, the Bad, and the UglyRambo I – III Star Wars I – VI Rocky I – VI Saw I – III

Television:

SpongeBob Baby Yeah! The Colbert Report, Sopranos, Chappelle Show, King of Queens, Spin City, Home Improvement, Whos Line is it Anyways?, Miami Vice, the Norm Show, the Drew Carrey Show, I really like Mind of Mencia, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, MXC, and CSI is cool every now and then, plus I find the history channel quite informative!

Books:

I realy don't read too much, but if I do remember reading Dr. Suess back in the day and lemme tell ya Dr. Suess had some rhymin' SKILLZ!!! and when i do read i like anything by Stephen King, Ted Dekker, Mario Puzo, or Agatha Christy is good oh yes and we cant leave out the Star Wars books

Heroes:

My Grandpa Jimmy Blan is my all time greatest Hero and my Uncle Jeremy Blan is runner-up.Besides them I would have to say as role models: Rocky Balboa, Vito Corleone, John Rambo, Anakin Skywalker, David (from the bible), Genghis Kahn, Billy the Kid, Carlo Gambino, Hercules, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Rocky Marciano, and King Leonidas.

My Blog

The Templecenter Massacre

The Temple Center Massacre by Vincent Jones         & nbsp;         & nbsp;     &...
Posted by JONES on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

DOG AIR

DOG AIR By Vincent Jones           Most people don't know this but the sky is filled with Pirates who pillage and plunder airplanes, the government spen...
Posted by JONES on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:58:00 PST

OTWAU

Operation - They Walk Among Us   (OTWAU) By Vincent Jones                    Hello civilian, I cannot...
Posted by JONES on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST

Life is like a bicycle ride....

What to Avoid Doing While Riding Bicycles By Vincent Jones Hi, my name is Quasimodo. And if you don't already know, my left leg is made of wood, my nose falls off often; due to numerous plastic surg...
Posted by JONES on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:16:00 PST

The Gonad Chronicles chapters 1-4

The Gonadimus Chronicles Chapters I-IV  By Vincent Jones        Chapter 1 Joining of the Three        Not long after the beg...
Posted by JONES on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:18:00 PST

The Death of Vincent Jones part III The Final Chapter

     One hundred billion Mexican Desperados are now out to claim the huge bounty that has been put on Vincent Jones's head. But for the past six months nobody has seen him...... &n...
Posted by JONES on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:58:00 PST

The Night the Dwarfs Came Home With Dandruff and Scurvy

      Twas the night before new years and the house was boring. So Harold, Louie, Phil, and Garth decided to go camping in the mountains. They loaded up their trusty Winnibago...
Posted by JONES on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST

The Death of Vincent Jones part II

      For three years now Vincent Jones has been recovering in old Mexico, from a failed assassination attempt in NYC. Lorenzo has been waging war on the free w...
Posted by JONES on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:54:00 PST

How I'm Gonna Die by Vincent Jones

       In an unknown Mexican village, Vincent Jones, the world renowned assassin and once World President, has been hiding for the last three years.    &nb...
Posted by JONES on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:31:00 PST