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Will Newcomb in 08!

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About Me

If you are like me you are tired with politics the way they are. That is why you should say "Will Newcomb in '08!" I will take care of all of the big issues. Foreign policy- Will Newcomb. Greedy corporations- Will Newcomb. Slanted news broadcasts- Will Newcomb. Trust me, the last thing rogue nations want is me in office. Iran, North Korea, France will all be asking themselves "Willie Newcomb?"
Some of my campaign promises:
1 If OPEC is going to restrict their oil exports then we will restrict our food exports. The U.S. only imports 5% of it's food, and most of that is crap I don't like anyway. However we export over $40 billion of food every year. Without oil I can still walk. Without food....
2 Illegal immigration. I will give amnesty to those who are actually fleeing something first, i.e. Cuba, Haiti, any country in Africa or Asia in civil war or with oppressive regimes. If a Cuban makes a boat out of a 56 Bel Air and sails it from Havana to the coast of Miami and get picked up by the Coast Guard, they should get to stay in the US before someone who just hid in the trunk of a 2003 Impala for 15 minutes near Nogales.
3 ANWR and offshore drilling. Politicians in Florida think their tourism will go down if they have offshore oil platforms. Won't tourism also go down if gas cost $6 a gallon and a flight from anywhere to Orlando cost $2000? Let the VOTERS decide whether they want drilling or not, not the lobbyists (unless the lobbyist give me expensive gifts and free gas).
4 South Carolina has to buy some mountains and different trees. Someone has to take a stand on South Carolina, and so far I am the only candidate to do it.
5 I am going to be the first candidate to openly be bought...er um "sponsored". I am currently waiting for someone to offer me new campaign vehicles (Prevost and Ferrari, I am talking to you), I think Tascam needs to give me a 2488 to record my campaign speeches, Fender you can give me guitars for...just trust me, they will help my campaign, and I will always take money. To get around campaing rules the money will be for naming rights, yes for the right price I will become President Pepsi, the choice of the next generation.
6 Term limits...for reality TV "stars". Yes I am talking to you Trishelle, Omarosa, Johnny Fairplay, Jerri from survivor, etc. And if you are a reality star that is tired of being exploited, do not pose in "Playboy".
More campaign promises to come...
Be sure to check out my blog and tell me, your next president, what you want from me. Tell me what a little Newcomb would do for you!
I just found this website from XEROX, a free easy way to tell our troops that our thoughts are with them: http://www.letssaythanks.com/
IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM!

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Myself, because I am very charismatic, interesting, modest, and intellajent.

My Blog

New Features

Well, it's no secret that I have been on the road campaigning for quite a while and absent form MySpace.  I see they have adopted the Facebook feature, "People You May Know".  I use Facebook...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:12:00 GMT

Newcomb memorabilia up for sale!

Well, the election is over and my campaign was a massive failure.  I think focusing many of my campaign trips to Bradenton and Walt Disney World could be part of the problem.  And, just like...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:41:00 GMT

Sick, happy, sad, and a hole in the water you throw money into.

So for those that may not know, my absence has a reason and it is 18 feet long.  A few years back we bought a great looking boat with no engine.  I tracked down and engine and when ready to ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:58:00 GMT

A night off from blogging

I quit playing on MySpace for a while for several reasons.  At the time I quit we were the only household left in the developed world that was still using dial-up....except my campaign manager.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:17:00 GMT

American Campaign Strategy

After my last blog, one of my friends was afraid I would alienate some of my constituents. I understand her concerns, but William Ulysses Newcomb isn't here to make friends. Will U. Newcomb is here ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:45:00 GMT

If ever there was a time to just say "Newcomb"

After many, many campaign trips I am back, and I see the whole country has gone to crap while I was out on the road. I have a myriad of things to complain about, but for today, I will complain about ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:41:00 GMT

Good Saturday

Saturday I had a great day.  My father and I decided to hit the music stores and pawn shops on the way to the Indianapolis Airshow on the pretense of getting my cousin a flute.  While search...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 14:14:00 GMT

I hope Michigan is contagious

As both of my loyal readers know, when I become president, I am going to have to do something with Georgia and South Carolina.  Something to make them more to my liking, because currently I detes...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:04:00 GMT

Basenji rules

I feel like I am neglecting my Blogging duties.  I haven't been on here in almost two weeks and I finally had a few minutes so I thought I would do a little blog for people that may not be famili...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:36:00 GMT

Do you think Tonya Harding is behind this?

The really fun thing about stomach ailments is it tends to throw the rest of your body our of whack too.  Because of this I was diagnosed with arthritis before I was 30.  Just about every do...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 19:28:00 GMT