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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

William: I want to be a pirate.
Me: I have some puffy pirate clothes you can wear.
William. No, like a modern pirate. But I guess I could wear puffy pirate clothes while perpetrating robberies with an AK-47. And I'd have a parrot, but it would be like a robotic bomb-parrot. I'd say, "Go get them Polly!" and it would be like "Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!" and then explode.

My Blog

Spike 1992-2009

Our beloved family cat Spike was euthanized yesterday at the age of 17. I was just seven years old when we brought him home as a tiny kitten.My previous cat had run away and my mother promised me a ki...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 08:15:00 GMT

i has a mad

This was submitted to the Statesman on 5/7/08. Let's see if we get published this time.------ Professor Clyde Duder is quoted in your April 26, 2008 article ("Campus closing its doors after 82 years"...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 23:10:00 GMT

In the year 3000

Ever dream about the future? Not the future as in tomorrow or the next day, but the future beyond what any of us living today can conceive? I did, the other night. It seems I was married to an anonymo...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:13:00 GMT

Suburbia: where souls go to die

Megan Meier, a thirteen-year-old girl with untreated depression, hanged herself in October of 2006  because an adult neighbor, Lori Drew, and her teenage daughter created a fictitious MySpace pro...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:05:00 GMT

Sasha macros

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Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:33:00 GMT

anti-cilantro website! ....seriously!

http://www.ihatecilantro.comAll I can say is, "FINALLY!"
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 18:51:00 GMT

a page from my cookbook

Pride Pancakes - a treasured recipe from my personal vault You need:1/2 box of pancake mix someone left at your houseWaterButterOff-brand maple-flavored syrup-style productCompletely undeserved smug s...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 18:43:00 GMT

new stuff

1. new drawering at DeviantArt2. new(ish) video of extreme Cleo spanking in my Myspace videos3. my own Spamusement guest strips here
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:51:00 GMT

Zombie Frat Party Nightmare Theatre

So I just got back (Monday) from my first mini-tour with the 999 Eyes ov Endless Dreams freak show. Here's more or less what happened during my three-day mind-blowing, life-changing circus adventure. ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:52:00 GMT

Religion survey

What religion, if any, do you consider yourself?: Atheist. "Secular humanist" is PC equivocation which I don't subscribe to. What denomination or sect do you belong to, if any?: None currently. I be...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:17:00 GMT