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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet and I get on as a looper on a course over there in the Himalayas. [...] So, I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dali Llama himself. Twelfth son of the Llama. Flowing robes, grace, bald... striking. So I'm on the first tee with him, I give him the driver. And he hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter the Llama... long. Into a 10,000 foot crevace right at the base of this glacier. And the Llama says, "Gunga, Galunga... Gunga, Gaungalagunga." So we finish eighteen and he's gonna stiff me. So I say, "Hey Llama, hey! How about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that going for me, which is nice. -- Bill Murray (Caddyshack)
