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Big Mike

Musically sodomizing your ears the past 5 years

About Me

Check out the greatest honky tonk, outlaw country band you will ever hear in your entire life. Listen to their music, add them as a friend, sleep with their lead singer...whatever you feel like. They are brand new and called The Streakin' Healys.
http://www.myspace.com/thestreakinhealys
If you're not wasted, the day is.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

your mom...and your dad

Music:

-Enya
-Meatloaf
-Toby Keith
-Neil Diamond
-Hank III

Movies:

-Big Lebowski
-Top Gun
-Titanic
-Terminator 2: Judgement Day
-Anything with Matt Damon naked

Television:

-Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County
-Dawson's Creek
-Adventures in Hollyhood (br-The Office

Books:

The Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding by Arnold Schwarzenegger

Heroes:

Wolverine

My Blog

Yes, it is that time...2008 resolutions

Some are repeats from last year..I have not yet accomplished these goals. You're welcome...1. Poop in a ballot box2. Have a baby...sell it to Madonna3. Encite a riot4. Use my four years of NCAA eligib...
Posted by Big Mike on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:55:00 PST

I got the syrup in me and feeling all antsy in my pantsy.

Feeling kind of apathetic about life lately...lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what have yous. So I have decided to entertain myself with a brand new blog...because if it is one thing I know about our ...
Posted by Big Mike on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:21:00 PST

2007 Resolutions

With no further ado...here are my officially sanctioned resolutions and goals for things I would like to accomplish in 2007: 1. Sport a mustache for two weeks or longer (1 week of growth, 1 week of ro...
Posted by Big Mike on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

Things to do before I die

I found a little inspiration from my main man Adam Carolla this morning, so I have been thinking a lot and have constructed my ongoing list of things that I want to do before I die; feel free to add t...
Posted by Big Mike on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST

I'll see you on the otherside

October 1, 2006 saw one of the most awesome, honest, ridiculous, crazy, funny people leave us before her time. My friend Rebekka was one of the few people I have met and had as a true friend since mov...
Posted by Big Mike on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:49:00 PST

For all the ladies and marbles

I love ladies, always have.And you know what I think is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The brains, because I don't think a woman is beautiful unless she is smart. And also, the brain...
Posted by Big Mike on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

Well it has finally happened...

Yes, a sure sign of either my own demise, or the forthcoming of the four horsemen and the apocalypse, or both. I have had a dream, wherein the realm of this dream I actually check my MySpace page...an...
Posted by Big Mike on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 06:06:00 PST

Do I really have to do all 12 steps?

Just finishing up cutting a couple new tunes, so thought I'd take something out of the pages of one Dr. B "I'll-sleep-on-the-ground-in-the-parking-lot-of-Albertsons" Wong and give you my Top 10 Things...
Posted by Big Mike on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:44:00 PST

Today is the best day of my life.

And everyday after this one too. Thank you to everyone for your endless thoughts, prayers, letters, calls and visits. I appreciate your neverending support, it has helped me more than you ev...
Posted by Big Mike on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:39:00 PST

Today is the worst day of my life

That is all.
Posted by Big Mike on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:43:00 PST