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J.A.C.O.B.

D. A. R. E. - To Resist Dare.

About Me

I don't think, just stink.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, and stuff. And by stuff, I mean girls. Girls who look pretty in glasses, in green, and in jeans.

Music:

Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Arcade Fire, Pixies, TV on the Radio, Yo La Tengo, The Mars Volta, Beck, jazz, last but not least, Sun Coup. And so much more.

Movies:

Rushmore, Pulp Fiction, Good Will Hunting, Nacho Libre, the SpongeBob SquarePants movie, Gerry, Team America: World Police. And anything else I forgot, that ever moved me.

Television:

South Park, Lost, Planet Earth in HD, the Office, 30 Rock, basketball, baseball.

Books:

Tao of Pooh, The Great Gatsby, Primary Colors, The Godfather, Animal Farm, Huckleberry Finn.

Heroes:

Mark Twain, the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Leites Chiong, Papo Pollo, Conan O'Brien, Thom Yorke, William Jefferson Clinton, and the Rev. Dr. Arnold R. Perry (my dad).

My Blog

Are you Gay?

Have you seen those lil hyperlink ads at the bottom of every page on myspace?  "Gay?  Take the Quiz @ Areyougay.com"  My guess is here, and I haven't tested this theory yet, but if you ...
Posted by J. A. C. O. B. on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

I don't know what it is...

I don't know what it is about my nose.  But, I just love to pick it.
Posted by J. A. C. O. B. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

Why, Britney? Why?

Why, in the world, would lil Mrs. Federline-Spears, shave her head?  I don't know, but I've come up with a few possible reasons why: -She's in pre-production to star in "V for Vendetta: II." -She...
Posted by J. A. C. O. B. on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:11:00 PST

Who I'd like to meet:

Isn't it funny, how one can seemingly learn more about a person, from their "Who I'd like to meet," then their "About me?"  
Posted by J. A. C. O. B. on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:46:00 PST

Anchorman

Remember Anchorman: with Ron Burgundy?  Remember when you couldn't go a day without hearing someone quote that shit.  It was like a year or 2 year ago, something like that.  Everyo...
Posted by J. A. C. O. B. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:23:00 PST

Pinkberry

I love Pinkberry.  I love that they just opened one on Melrose.  I love my raspberry, strawberry, and oreo yogurt combo.  I love eating my raspberry, strawberry, and oreo pinkberry's ne...
Posted by J. A. C. O. B. on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST

About Me:

Here's an extended version of the ''About Me:'' from the myspace profile page. Everything on the profile is true, I just felt the need to elaborate. Plus, if your reading this, chances are, you know m...
Posted by J. A. C. O. B. on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 07:31:00 PST

Your Mom thinks I'm hot.

I know it's true, 'cause she told me.  Don't worry, she still loves you.  You're so precious to her.  But, she said she couldn't keep it to herself anymore, she just had to tell me she ...
Posted by J. A. C. O. B. on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 06:52:00 PST

Some friendly advice I've picked up through the years

When buying a dog (puppy), get one that wags its tail. They're happy.When looking for a girlfriend, look for one who smiles. They're trying.When looking for a boyfriend, look for one who listens. They...
Posted by J. A. C. O. B. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Why (A Dictionary Poem: Chapter 23)"

While walking, we wonder, "why?" Why would we wonder "why?" while walking? Where will we be wandering while wondering, "why?" While walking? When waiting? Well... When will we realize what wond...
Posted by J. A. C. O. B. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST