"I fear NOTHING. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I face my fear. I permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there is nothing....Only I remain." *Anonymous*
I'll take broke dick bitches for $500.00 Alex....
Does anyone actually come here and say "I'd like to meet a depends wearing, out of shape, balding, brokedick, 3 pump chump with duel personalities, toe funk and a cleft lip? ....No really..do they?
People say real beauty comes from the inside but that's just something ugly people say
No one looks across the bar at the short, fat, bald, crosseyed slob who smells like he just fell out of a dumpster and thinks, "God dayum I gotta get me some of that!"
I will however, be the first one to admit that Jack Daniel's has given one or two ugly guys a night to remember......
My Likes:
Tall, toned men, dark hair, dark eyes, ink, bad boys, motorcycles & LONG HAIR. You call it shallow, I call it personal preference.
If you're a psychotic cronic masterbator living in your Mammas basement looking at porn all day, I'll probably fall in love with you..this is especially true if you havent had a steady job in 9 years because you're trying to "find yourself"....If you're a serial killer, I'll love you that much more...SERIAL KILLERS ARE HOT~!
Short skirts, high boots, the colors pink, black and purple. Animals... more so than people. Midevil times, candles, the smell of gasoline..
My Dislikes:
Child abuse, animal abuse, DRAMA, milk, brussle sprouts, head trauma, mystery meat, Ovary Channel (Lifetime Network),WRANGLERS, COUNTRY MUSIC, nascar, Trekkies, comb overs AND...chronic ball scratchers...GET THAT SHIT CHECKED~!
DO NOT flood my inbox with messages such as, "Wow, you're hot...hit mE BaKK SexxI, "you got aim" ...and my personal favorite "Can you leave me a comment to make my girlfriend jealous?
~FUCK OFF WITH THAT~
I'm not here in search of my soulmate nor am I looking for a boyfriend...PERIOD
~
Polyamory
seems to be the art
of having your heart
raped
by more than one person at a time
and being stupid enough
to come back
for more.
Monogamy, by contrast
appears to be a test of wills
who'll put up with more shit
without walking out
and who can make the other
fall in love first
without losing their own heart in the process.both
seem like you're begging
for a world of hurt
which is
I suppose
why I've chosen
to be
single.~.
***********ATTENTION BANDS**************
I don't mind friends requests...WHAT I DO MIND is my inbox getting flooded with messages like this:
I saw you on "random kick ass bands" friends list. If you like them you might like us, We have a shitty CD coming out the day after Never. Check out our page and tell us what you think. This always comes fully equipped with a bandpage link.
I don't get paid to spend my time listening to garage/cover/wedding/myspace bands.
Playing your cousin Stanley's Barmitzvah and recording 2 tracks at the county fair does not make you a band.
Most of you sound like a bunch of baboons getting assraped at Rikers, and unless you want me to come to your page and express that in a very public way, I suggest you refrain from sending me that sort of request. This can be especially brutal for you if you catch me before my morning coffee...I'm just sayin..
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All S.King movies
All Horror Movies
Clockwork Orange
The Professional
Dont be a menace to South Central...
Silence of the Lambs
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
Return of the Living Dead...Apparently, anything "Dead"
Gia
Shawshank Redemption
Philadelphia
The Green Mile
Goodfellas
A Bronx Tale
Lost Boys
Spinal Tap
ET...that's right, I said E.T....the only movie that made me cry...so what if I was 6...
A&E
Discovery
History
Court Tv
MSNBC
Animal Planet
Anything to do with Forensics...
Everything out of the ordinary...I love to read.
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