my luck : worst day. |
from the desk of Sir maddy whatsinstein, on this nineteenth day of may in the year two thousand and nine. so, i drove to work on monday (yesterday), 8.15am and monday, was a cold as buggery, misty low... Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 06:20:00 GMT |
THE MILK WARS. (p.1) |
MILK OF DOOOOM! (part 1: they have WMD's!)well, we bought this milk during the week,and basically, its turned into some kind of cataclysmic wasteland of curd.its not that we bought one that was too cl... Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 02:43:00 GMT |
Distance. |
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ZOMG LICENCE! |
So... i finally got my P's...
its pathetic i know... only took me like 5 years... and upwards of $1000 to get them.but now i have evolved into maddytaxikid.
also in the last two weeks i have more tha... Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 19:25:00 GMT |
the ficticious colapse of the character "i" |
recent unstable compounds enter...(this is odd because one often is confined to a compound... not subject to them entering ones self.)i am hardly a body of land... (sorry... fell out of brackets.)they... Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 21:14:00 GMT |
there is a war raging in southeast my house. |
i just pretty much hibernated for most of today... after the trials of the past 3 days consisting of digging morning and night, as my unit has been decimated by factiworkinasmalltown atabowlsclub's fo... Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:35:00 GMT |
bird man. according to a day in hospital with jenna. |
plum.plump.laughing in waiting rooms, near triage,who knew acting was a way to get seen faster,my whole life i have used it to be seen less.getting out, not to get in.i was right all along:nobody want... Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:14:00 GMT |
what does whistling lead to? |
nonsensical awkward trivia part A.i am an enigma to myself in this "new age" of "remote control."i have a early 90's television set, buttons galore, i even have to buy adapters to fit into the aerial ... Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:37:00 GMT |
of pirates and cossacks. |
my life reached a new pinnacle in inaudible glee,thanks to this audio cd.:)i plan to come near murdering myself tomorrow with the amount of rum i intend to drink.which is funny in a way... on account ... Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 19:13:00 GMT |
pitch is like coal. |
an act like you matter an act like you care.but you don't, and it doesn't matter.you shot first, you distanced yourself enough to squeeze a round into me...put me down hard, let me snap out of th... Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:35:00 GMT |